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by **Leonmc0708** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:01 pm

zarababe wrote:When you walk through this forum..
Hold your head up high..
And don't let the chauvanists have there day...
At the end of the post .. is the chance to reply...
Start a thread called the Hunk Zone...

Our survey said:

Urgh Urgh

by **zarababe** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:06 pm

Which survey was that then...

by **Honolulu Bob** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:08 pm

zarababe wrote:When you walk through this forum..
Hold your head up high..
And don't let the chauvanists have there day...
At the end of the post .. is the chance to reply...
Start a thread called the Hunk Zone...

TADS

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:10 pm

MAry had a little lamb...
she tied it too a pylon...
10,000 volts went up it's ar$e...
and turned it's wool to nylon!

can't beat the old ones.

by **Honolulu Bob** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:44 pm

A bit o' piratin' humour...

A lovely young lady at sea
complained that it hurt her to pee.
Said the burly First Mate:
"That accounts for the fate
of the cook and the captain and me"!

Boom boom!

by **Dom1** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:21 pm

stmichael wrote:Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall.........

so the referee booked him.

hehe

there once was a guy named TJAMES

who was pretty good at forum games

he sed will we beat blackpool...

...oh what a fool.....i think yes what about you

by **Woollyback** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:21 pm

Aaaarrrrrr. Shiver me timbers!

by **Honolulu Bob** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:49 pm

A randy old pirate called Bob
Was blessed with a whacking great knob
A wench he did spy
And near took out her eye
As he shoved that big knob in her gob!

by **Dom1** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:55 pm

is seen you today bob?
on the 361 goin into kirkby

by **Honolulu Bob** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:56 pm

That'll be me mam, she looks just like me tho!

by **Dom1** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:58 pm

poor woman!

by **Juicy Lucy** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:20 pm

there once was a woman from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
in less than an hour
she sprouted a flower
that silly old woman from Leeds :laugh:

by **Dom1** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:20 pm

great stuff

by **Juicy Lucy** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:22 pm

there once was a man from Bejing
who had a very big thing
he slipped on a rock
and broke his c**k
that silly hard man from Bejing

by **stmichael** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:23 pm

there was a young lady from france
who stepped on the bus in a trance
everyone f#cked her
except the conductor
but he just came twice in his pants.

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