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by **Woollyback** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:31 am

Dalglish wrote:When I was younger and starting work my mate got a new bank card and was allowed to use Cash machines with his card. He asked me to help him withdraw the money .....so I said to him "put your card in " then "Enter your PIN number" ...he then asked me what to do next....I nonchantly said "tell the machine how much you want " to which he leaned forward and (honestly !) said to the machine "Can i have £20 please"

quality

can you imagine a world with no cash machines??? I remember my dad used to have to go into the bank on friday to make sure he had some money over the weekend

by **zarababe** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:31 am

that's a classic..

by **Dalglish** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:33 am

Macdonald's have a LOT to answer for !

by **Woollyback** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:34 am

This is true by the way......

my missus said earlier "Isn't it weird how easter sunday always falls on a sunday?"

and she's supposed to be a f*cking graduate!! :laugh:

by **zarababe** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:38 am

Woolly.. u make me laff...

by **Dalglish** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:39 am

zarababe wrote: Woolly.. u make me laff...

But not as much as his Mrs does

Whats she a graduate in Al ? Don;t tell me , Media Studies !

by **Woollyback** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:44 am

Dalglish wrote:
zarababe wrote::laugh: Woolly.. u make me laff...

But not as much as his Mrs does

Whats she a graduate in Al ? Don;t tell me , Media Studies !

nah, polish basket weaving from the university of upper ramsbottom

by **Dalglish** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:44 am

Anyway thats nothing compared to my Mrs. We were visiting friends who had re-decorated and she looked around at the decor and said "ohhhhh it's lovely , I love your DILDO rail"

by **zarababe** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:48 am

...

I bet they lurve it more

by **Woollyback** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:50 am

Dalglish wrote:Anyway thats nothing compared to my Mrs. We were visiting friends who had re-decorated and she looked around at the decor and said "ohhhhh it's lovely , I love your DILDO rail"

i reckon nicki & my mrs would get on like a house on fire

by **Dalglish** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:51 am

I nearly spilled my pint I was that shocked until I realised she meant DADO rail !

by **Dalglish** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:51 am

Woollyback wrote:
Dalglish wrote:Anyway thats nothing compared to my Mrs. We were visiting friends who had re-decorated and she looked around at the decor and said "ohhhhh it's lovely , I love your DILDO rail"

i reckon nicki & my mrs would get on like a house on fire

Well they do share the same degree

by **stmichael** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:14 am

my missus never lets me sleep with a hangover :angry:

by **Woollyback** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 9:24 am

stmichael wrote:my missus never lets me sleep with a hangover

Cure: get a shed. then lock her in it.

instant peace & quiet

by **zarababe** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:13 pm

Woolly ure tips are beginning to worry.. what must poor Mrs Woolly be subjected to .. ure a man with a vandetta..

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