Women drivers - A way for them to park

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Postby stmichael » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:40 pm

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

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Postby Roger Red Hat » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:41 pm

Car dealers target women......

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Postby Roger Red Hat » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:45 pm

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Postby Woollyback » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:45 pm

Dare I suggets a more appropriate form of transport for Madam?
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:46 pm

Catch it whilst you can gents, cos I'm deleting that soon before klink gives me 10 days solitary confinement  :D
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Postby Ciggy » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:48 pm

Ahem
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:52 pm

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Postby hawkmoon269 » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:52 pm

Woollyback wrote:Dare I suggets a more appropriate form of transport for Madam?

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Funny photo!!
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:58 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Ahem

Oh, ahem, Hi Lyndsey!! How are you today?
can I just say that I think your hair really looks nice today,ahem,, errr  errr are you ok?  :blush:
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Postby Ciggy » Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:27 pm

Lee J wrote:
cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Ahem

Oh, ahem, Hi Lyndsey!! How are you today?
can I just say that I think your hair really looks nice today,ahem,, errr  errr are you ok?  :blush:

you know my hair always looks a mess in the mornin Lee :devil:  :;):
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Postby hawkmoon269 » Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:38 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:
Lee J wrote:
cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Ahem

Oh, ahem, Hi Lyndsey!! How are you today?
can I just say that I think your hair really looks nice today,ahem,, errr  errr are you ok?  :blush:

you know my hair always looks a mess in the mornin Lee :devil:  :;):

I take it you have red hair then!
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Postby woof woof ! » Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:43 pm

Perfect motoring gift for a woman .
A reflective windscreen . (with the mirrored bit on the inside )
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Postby Judge » Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:45 pm

Lee J wrote:This is how they get their licenses........

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a lady friend of mine said she wore a short skirt etc, and the examiner spent all his time looking at her, so he had no option to pass her that day


to prove this, her friend went to the examiner dressed as a frump and failed her, and yet the boyfriend who sat in the back, who was also a chief examiner, said he couldnt believe she failed.

apparantly, the examiner is now under scrutiny

so your picture lee has an element of truth in it


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Postby Roger Red Hat » Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:15 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:
Lee J wrote:
cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Ahem

Oh, ahem, Hi Lyndsey!! How are you today?
can I just say that I think your hair really looks nice today,ahem,, errr  errr are you ok?  :blush:

you know my hair always looks a mess in the mornin Lee :devil:  :;):

aww dont embarrass me Linds.   :blush:
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Postby zarababe » Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:22 pm

Oi Oi.. what's this all about.. hay some of ya better learn to drive befor u take the P out of my fellow drivers..

I'll take all of ya on any day :cool:

.. parking in tight spaces.. no problemo
.. reverse parking ...no problemo
... slowin down before the next speed camera.. :D no problemo
and ... putting on me lippy and drivin.. hey that's a sinch :p

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