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[Woollyback]

.. parking in tight spaces.. no problemo
.. reverse parking ...no problemo

Yeah OK Zara, but the idea is to do all that WITHOUT bashing 6 other cars on the way in

[Honolulu Bob]

and ... putting on me lippy and drivin.. hey that's a sinch

Yeah that's a sinch, I do it all the time, I never gets no snudges neither.

Luckily when I was taking my test I had a lady examiner, I just changed into a pair of pink leather hot pants.
"I'm please to tell you you've passed Mr Grumbine" she said while she patted me on the ar$e, I'd crashed twice too!! 

[Woollyback]

and ... putting on me lippy and drivin.. hey that's a sinch

Yeah that's a sinch, I do it all the time, I never gets no snudges neither.

Luckily when I was taking my test I had a lady examiner, I just changed into a pair of pink leather hot pants.
"I'm please to tell you you've passed Mr Grumbine" she said while she patted me on the ar$e, I'd crashed twice too!! 

Bob I can picture the scene right now

[zarababe]

and ... putting on me lippy and drivin.. hey that's a sinch

Yeah that's a sinch, I do it all the time, I never gets no snudges neither.

Luckily when I was taking my test I had a lady examiner, I just changed into a pair of pink leather hot pants.
"I'm please to tell you you've passed Mr Grumbine" she said while she patted me on the ar$e, I'd crashed twice too!! 

Bob I can picture the scene right now

.. Bob ya big puff.. 

[zarababe]

.. parking in tight spaces.. no problemo
.. reverse parking ...no problemo

Yeah OK Zara, but the idea is to do all that WITHOUT bashing 6 other cars on the way in

Oi what do u mean ... 

[anfieldadorer]

[stmichael]

   

[aco67]

The Nat West bank is very pleased to inform you that we are installing new "Drive-thru" cash point machines where our customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
To enable our customers to make full use of these facilities, we have conducted intensive behavioural studies to come up with the appropriate procedure for their use.
Please read the procedures that apply to you, (Male or Female) and remember them for when you first use our new machines.

MALE CUSTOMERS
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Wind down your car window.
3. Insert card into the machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Wind up window.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE CUSTOMERS
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Reverse back the required distance to align car window with the cash machine.
3. Re-start the stalled engine.
4. Wind down your car window.
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat and locate card.
6. Turn down radio.
7. Attempt to insert card.
8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
9. Insert card.
10. Re-insert card the correct way up.
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with yourPIN written on the inside back page.
12. Enter PIN.
13. Press "Cancel" and re-enter correct PIN.
14. Enter amount of cash required.
15. Check make-up in the rear view mirror.
16. Retrieve cash and receipt.
17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and plaece cash inside.
18. Place receipt in back of cheque book.
19. Re-check make-up.
20. Drive forward 2 metres.
21. Reverse back to cash machine.
22. Retrieve card.
23. Re-empty handbag, locate caerd holder and place card into the slot provided.
24. Re-start stalled engine and pull away.
25. Drive for 2 or 3 miles.
26. Release handbrake.
27. Continue journey.

[aco67]

[zarababe]

The Nat West bank is very pleased to inform you that we are installing new "Drive-thru" cash point machines where our customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
To enable our customers to make full use of these facilities, we have conducted intensive behavioural studies to come up with the appropriate procedure for their use.
Please read the procedures that apply to you, (Male or Female) and remember them for when you first use our new machines.


FEMALE CUSTOMERS
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Reverse back the required distance to align car window with the cash machine.
3. Re-start the stalled engine.
4. Wind down your car window.
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat and locate card.
6. Turn down radio.
7. Attempt to insert card.
8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
9. Insert card.
10. Re-insert card the correct way up.
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with yourPIN written on the inside back page.
12. Enter PIN.
13. Press "Cancel" and re-enter correct PIN.
14. Enter amount of cash required.
15. Check make-up in the rear view mirror.
16. Retrieve cash and receipt.
17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and plaece cash inside.
18. Place receipt in back of cheque book.
19. Re-check make-up.
20. Drive forward 2 metres.
21. Reverse back to cash machine.
22. Retrieve card.
23. Re-empty handbag, locate caerd holder and place card into the slot provided.
24. Re-start stalled engine and pull away.
25. Drive for 2 or 3 miles.
26. Release handbrake.
27. Continue journey.

this sounds like it will be easier to get out a shot gun and hold-up the bank... 

[Woollyback]

women cannot use cash machines. fact.

[stmichael]

women cannot use cash machines. fact.

Too true wooly. Too true

[Woollyback]

has anybody noticed how women at the supermarket take 7 hours to find their purse, a further 2 hours to come out with the right money, then another 3 to put their purse back in their bag, all the while your shopping is piling up at the bottom of the conveyor thingy?

f*ckin bizarre creatures

[zarababe]

women cannot use cash machines. fact.

Oi of course they can .. especially careful with the amounts I am,  when I'm using my fella's card.. make sure I key-in enough 'zeros ' 1000.00 

[Dalglish]

When I was younger and starting work my mate got a new bank card and was allowed to use Cash machines with his card. He asked me to help him withdraw the money .....so I said to him "put your card in " then "Enter your PIN number" ...he then asked me what to do next....I nonchantly said "tell the machine how much you want " to which he leaned forward and (honestly !) said to the machine "Can i have £20 please"