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by **mitch22** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:30 pm

Walked into the doctors with a piece of bacon round me neck

DOC : "Ah ha i can see you have a rash"

by ***XABIALONSO*** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:49 pm

the worst joke ever

a man walks into a bar and says can i have a pint of beer 2 minuites l8r the barmaid come bak with a orange juice the man then says i asked for a pint of beer not a orange juice the barmaid the replaces the orange for a beer the man smiles says thanx and takes his beer

by **Garymac** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:00 pm

*XABIALONSO* wrote:the worst joke ever

a man walks into a bar and says can i have a pint of beer 2 minuites l8r the barmaid come bak with a orange juice the man then says i asked for a pint of beer not a orange juice the barmaid the replaces the orange for a beer the man smiles says thanx and takes his beer

Thats not really a joke is it, its more a barmaid making a mistake and then correcting her mistake, or is that just me, i dont get it and i dont see the punchline, to be honest i think the man was to kind, if someone brought me an orange juice instead of a pint id have smashed her face in

Truly bizarre Xabi :upside:

by **adamnbarrett** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:05 pm

worst joke

What's brown and sticky?

a stick

some people actually laugh

by **82-1074641017** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:05 pm

Heres a winner, if this doesnt make you laugh then im a German

Man:Doctor, Doctor everytime I look in the mirror I get a erection

Doctor:Thats because your a c.unt

by **wrighty (not mark!)** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:17 pm

what does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

by ***XABIALONSO*** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:34 pm

wrighty (not mark!) wrote:what does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

i think we have a winner

by **stmichael** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:23 pm

I have to go and see a shrink about my Sudoko addiction.

He says he can fit me in between 3 and 6......

I'll get me coat :down:

by **dawson99** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:33 pm

neil wrote:knock knock
who' there?
sit on a leaf and wait for autumn
sit on a leaf and wait for autumn-who?
a fridge !

this one has won the most original joke ever!!!

:wwww

by **AussieKopite** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:47 pm

*XABIALONSO* wrote:
wrighty (not mark!) wrote:what does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

i think we have a winner

That one is a standout.

by **AussieKopite** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:54 pm

stmichael wrote:The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope.

Dopey leads the pack."Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers,

"No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back,

"Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

After consulting with his advisers, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting...

"Dopey shagged a penguin ! Dopey shagged a penguin !"

Classic

by **AussieKopite** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:56 pm

MilitiaRusher wrote:Okay sorry guys for over-the-board racist comments. After all, it is a simple replacement of "Evertonians" for every "black man".

Mate, should have made the sitch before posting it.

Move on anyway.

by **dawson99** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:16 pm

the dna joke was funny, but methinks it was not made up. i think the poster may well have heard somewhere in the past... and rule 34b clearly states that jokes must be 100% original

by **wrighty (not mark!)** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:18 pm

dawson99 wrote:the dna joke was funny, but methinks it was not made up. i think the poster may well have heard somewhere in the past... and rule 34b clearly states that jokes must be 100% original

ok ok, I hreard it from somewhere but still funny as :censored:

! i forfeit!

by **mitch22** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:26 pm

What is black and white and gets stuck in revolving doors

A nun with a spear threw her head

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