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by **dawson99** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:30 pm

so heres the deal. make up a joke, worst one wins dawsons special prize.
now u have tomake it up, u cant read it anywhere or be told it, has to be 100% genuine, so heres mine, which is funny:

which scottish singer who is famous for xmas songs and covers peaks at tombstones through his telescops

Mac Spygraves

:wwww

by **Ciggy** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:33 pm

Didnt make it up but always makes me laugh

A penguin goes into the pub
and asks the barman have you seen my brother,
the barman says what does he look like :laugh:

by **dawson99** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:34 pm

u alright cisse dudette?
penguins rock!!!!!!!!
ut cusse, u didnt make it up, therefore u lose...mwahahahahahaha!!!!
(im a lil hyper today)

by **wrighty (not mark!)** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:34 pm

What do you call a ginger bread man who likes rock music and have one leg...........

limp biscuit!

by **JBG** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:17 pm

Wes Brown's haircut! His barber certainly had a laugh.

by **dawson99** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:27 pm

think he should get a ba baracus style?

by **hawkmoon269** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:29 pm

Everton

by **andy_g** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:29 pm

what do you call an 8ft gorilla with a machine gun and pet donkey?

jefferson starship.

do i win?

by **wrighty (not mark!)** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:33 pm

What do you call a lad who works in stationary box that likes to wrap cotton round his knob?

pin.dick

by **andy_g** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:38 pm

what's this - (.)(.) A flat?

a post tit note.

surely i'm winning now?

by **Garymac** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:44 pm

What do u call one of these (,) sitting off on a bus with a backpack on filled with explosives???

A Suicide Comma !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You dont know how happy i am that ive just made a joke up

by **dawson99** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:46 pm

ok, im starting to think that andy g and garymac are the same person!!!!

by **wrighty (not mark!)** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:50 pm

What do you call a man with one bollock?

Bill

by **Garymac** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:52 pm

dawson99 wrote:ok, im starting to think that andy g and garymac are the same person!!!!

Am gonna diffuse this situation and come out and say me and Andy are definelty not the same person, although i took inspiration from his joke to get mine!

Or is that what someone with multiple IDS would say??

by **Woollyback** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:12 pm

what's got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and half a pig's head

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