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Postby Dom1 » Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:25 pm

Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward
waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and
tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy
boys. However, unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the
babies have been mixed up, so could each go in and identify their sons
from any family resemblance etc.

The Scouser wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a
black
baby. As the other two babies are white, the Rasta looks a bit
confused.

"Excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine?"
"Probably", said the Scouser, "but one of them in there's a Manc, and
I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"

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when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1
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Postby JBG » Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:33 pm

Football Fiesta.
Jolly Bob Grumbine.
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Postby adamnbarrett » Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:42 pm

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Postby Dom1 » Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:15 pm

JBG wrote:Football Fiesta.

:sleepy:
when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1
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Postby JBG » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:47 pm

:laugh:
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Postby Woollyback » Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:03 am

football fiesta?  ???
b*ll*c*ks and s*i*e
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:46 am

How about a football mondeo instead!?! :p
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Rafa Benitez - An unfinished Legend.
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Postby 116-1104673748 » Sun Jun 26, 2005 4:50 am

:D
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Postby 76-1115222408 » Sun Jun 26, 2005 6:28 pm

classic..LMAO!!!! :laugh:
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Postby dawson99 » Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:08 pm

to cheer us up:


A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie.

After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading
to that new club, fancy tagging along?"

The Jelly Baby says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up
getting my head kicked in."

"So", Smartie says. "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case,
I'll look after you."

Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me", and off they go.

After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in.

As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table.

The Lockets take one look at jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking cola bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh.

After a while they get bored and walk out.

Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly Baby body over to the table and
wipes up his Jelly Baby blood.

He turns to Smartie and says, "I thought you were going to look after me."

"I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are f*ckin' menthol!".
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