waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and
tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy
boys. However, unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the
babies have been mixed up, so could each go in and identify their sons
from any family resemblance etc.
The Scouser wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a
black
baby. As the other two babies are white, the Rasta looks a bit
confused.
"Excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine?"
"Probably", said the Scouser, "but one of them in there's a Manc, and
I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"
