Liverpool FC Forum

[The Ace1983]

WHAHEY THE SCOTS!!! It's only Portugal, but we like it. Bring on Romania!

You can stick your flaming chariots up your @rse, you can stick your flaming chariots up your @rse, you can stick your flaming chariots, stick your flaming chariots, stick your flaming chariots up your @rse!

[stmichael]

Ireland were equally as bad as England.

[ConnO'var]

All the southern hemisphere teams are going great guns at the mo... as expected.

Really wish that England didn't depend so much on Wilko.... the boy's a walking hospital bed! But without him, we haven't got much of a threat and the rest of the world knows it. 

[Forever_Red]

what was the south africa score anyone know?

[ConnO'var]

what was the south africa score anyone know?

Sure mate.... it's on the RWC Website...

South Africa 59 Samoa 7

[Forever_Red]

Cheers ConnO'var

[66-1112520797]

We're gonna struggle against S.Africa.

[Big Niall]

Ireland were poor -hopefully just a bit rusty.

I don't think any of the british teams can beat a top team, Ireland can though and are the best chance of success from this neck of the woods. unlikely to go all the way due to squad being weak in depth.

Southern hemisphere boys look good though.

Apologies to France - I had tipped them.

[taff]

New Zealand are always the best but easy pool games and meeting a tough game combined with their arrogance has been their undoing.  The could meet France in the quarters which is a minefield plus Australia and SA are not afraid of them and anything can happen in a one off game.

ngland and Ireland have been dissapointing so far and if England dont wake up they could be out.

Mighty Wales keep us guessing again as to who turns up,  absolutely rubbish or capable of beating anybody in a frenzied game I predict we will beat Australia and lose to Japan in the worst game ever seen

[Judge]

New Zealand are always the best but easy pool games and meeting a tough game combined with their arrogance has been their undoing.  The could meet France in the quarters which is a minefield plus Australia and SA are not afraid of them and anything can happen in a one off game.

ngland and Ireland have been dissapointing so far and if England dont wake up they could be out.

Mighty Wales keep us guessing again as to who turns up,  absolutely rubbish or capable of beating anybody in a frenzied game I predict we will beat Australia and lose to Japan in the worst game ever seen

blimey taff - welcome back !! 

[stmichael]

Press Release

International Rugby Board (IRB) Rugby World Cup 2007

Following complaints to the IRB about the All Blacks being allowed to motivate themselves by performing the ‘Haka’ before their games, other nations were asked to suggest pre-match rituals of their own.

The IRB Rugby World Cup 2007 Organizing Committee has now agreed to the following pre-match displays:

1) The England team will chat about the weather, wave hankies in the air and attach bells to their ankles before moaning about how they invented the game and gave it to the world, but no one appreciates them.

2) The Scotland team will chant “You lookin’ at me Jimmy?” before each of them smash a bottle of beer over their opponents’ heads.

3) The Ireland team will split into two, with the Southern half performing a Riverdance, while the Northerners march the Traditional route from their dressing room to the pitch, via their opponents dressing room.

4) Unfortunately the Committee was unable to accept the Welsh proposal to form a choir and sing Tom Jones’ “It’s Not Unusual”.

5) Argentina will unexpectedly invade a small part of opposition territory, claim it as their own “Las In-Goals-Areas” and have to be forcibly removed by the match stewards.

6) Two members of the South African team will claim to be more important than the other 13 whom they will imprison between the posts. These two will then go about selecting the best parts of the pitch to settle on and claim that they have been there for centuries.

7) The Americans will not attend until almost full time. In future years they will amend the records to show that they were in fact the most important team in the tournament and Hollywood will make a blockbuster film called ‘Saving Flanker Ryan’.

8) Five of the Canadian team will sing La Marseillaise and hold the rest of the team to ransom.

9) The Italian team will arrive in Armani gear, sexually harass the female officials and then prepare pasta dishes, which they will flog to the crowd for a fortune.

10) The Japanese will shock fans buy demonstrating how to capture a whale for scientific research buy harpooning an opposition prop.

11) The French won’t have a pre-match display and will simply hide in fear in the dressing room for the whole match.

12) The Australians will have a BBQ on their side of the field and invite the opposition over before the game. The food and alcohol will be in abundance and by the start of the game no-one will remember what they came to the stadium for. After some streaking, the singing of dirty songs and the occasional chunder everyone will go home thoroughly convinced it was a bloody good night.

13) Samoa will prepare a huge feast in the middle of the pitch by digging a large hole and filling it with burning embers. They invite the opposition over by saying, “We’d like to have you for dinner”. It’s only when the opposition get to the pit that they realize there is no meat and that they are the dinner!

Hopefully, with these policies now in place, further problems is this area of the game should cease to exists.

Regards,
Syd Miller
IRB Chairman

[Big Niall]

Classic stuff

[66-1112520797]

Very good Mick

[SouthCoastShankly]

Egg chasing I tell you!

[ConnO'var]

New Zealand are always the best but easy pool games and meeting a tough game combined with their arrogance has been their undoing.  The could meet France in the quarters which is a minefield plus Australia and SA are not afraid of them and anything can happen in a one off game.

ngland and Ireland have been dissapointing so far and if England dont wake up they could be out.

Mighty Wales keep us guessing again as to who turns up,  absolutely rubbish or capable of beating anybody in a frenzied game I predict we will beat Australia and lose to Japan in the worst game ever seen

Long time no post Taff.....
Good to see you back....


Argies won their 2nd match v Georgia..... the Pumas are off to a a good start.... Dark horses perhaps?