Lando_Griffin wrote:bigmick wrote:I disagree with you usually Lando on the odd occasion you talk about football
And on that note, it's become quite clear that it is impossible to talk football with the anti's, as all they are interested in is shooting the gaffer at every God-given opportunity.
I'll level with you - you lot bore me to tears. The same sh*t over and over every single day, interspersed with the odd "where did it all go wrong" thread.
Well I'll tell you where it all went wrong - you lot found common ground in your communal hatred of all things Rafa, now when anyone says anything positive about the boss, you hunt them down like a pack of ill-informed hyenas.
You've got Saint, who insists he is an "on-the-fence" chap who explores all angles of debate, yet never (and I mean NEVER) posts anything positive about the boss.
You had peewee, who for some unknown reason was lauded as a valued poster, even though every word he ever typed was a scathing attack on Rafa, Kuyt or Sabre.
You have TheRock and Ace, who are so utterly clueless that I often mistake them for one another. They have a "Rafa is Satan's bedfellow and Kuyt is his maid" attitude. They hate him, but I bet you any money that neither one of them can tell you why.
You had Bam, who, with all the will in the World, would still lose a battle of wits with a jam sandwich. A horrible little squirt who hates Rafa for hundreds of reasons he would struggle to explain, and who wasted no time in attacking anyone who praised the boss. Bam was basically peewee's right-arm man, until they both went the way of Old Yellow.
Then there's you, Mick. Eloquent at times, but incessantly boring, you wear people down with your enormous appetite for drivel. You obviously spend the vast majority of your time all alone at work and wile away the hours by dreaming up more and more incredulous and outlandish ways to hate Rafa. I've no doubt you would deny it, but I bet you've thought about the size of Rafa's wedding tackle and, following the mental image that burdened you with, you hated him a little bit more.
For a long time you covered your own back with the pretense that you would "give him a fair crack", but this was blown out of the water recently with your resounding and somewhat overplayed revelation that you had firmly set up your 2-man in Camp Anti.
For longer than is humanly bearable the forum worked in the following way; you would thump out posts which dwarfed the entire unabridged large-print works of Shakespeare, closely followed by Saint saying something like "Oh yes, old bean - absolutely spiffing post". Then peewee would strike up with something resembling "yes mate and that is why rafa is a buffoon and kuyt sucks his c*ck".
Ren and Stimpy, AKA The Rock and Ace would then beat their literary meat over the anti's achievements in ridiculing the boss, and then sink back into obscurity.
One of the pro-Rafa posters would refute your claims with facts and mention in passing that peewee, TheRock and Acehole are a set of c*nts.
Cue the entrance, stage right, or Bam. Peewee's knight in stinking armour. He would wade in like the knuckle-headed oaf he truly is and start shooting his ill-educated mouth off in a desperate attempt to hang onto peewee's coattails.
Saint would post some spurious set of figures he had gone to extraordinary lengths to find in an attempt to belittle the pro-Rafa men, (well - Rafa - we all know that...).
Someone would post up the accurate figures, and Saint would withdraw.
TheRock would present to the watching World a masterclass in the art of the put down by quoting his favourite w*nking idol and saying "Know your role."
Ace would join the fray with a stunning rendition of startling similarity to TheRock, but add something like "you apple-swallower" or "your mum is a whore."
Both would hit the "Report to Moderator" button several times over.
At this stage, Heimdall would post something completely ludicrous, and then congratulate whichever poster he agreed with.
GBYS would pipe up with something that upsets the forum's self-appointed oracle, prompting the release of the 70 volume Encyclopedia BigMickittica, and the whole cycle would begin again.
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Now forgive me, Mick, if I don't have the time or inclination to become embroiled in this pointless cycle any more. You lot have managed to make yourselves harder to debate football with than Everton fans.
That is, of course, unless you are an Anti, in which case the World is full of fluffy animals and the sky is always blue...
I'm not suggesting that the pro's are innocent, of course. But I honestly feel that it is a very sorry state of affairs indeed when it is frowned upon to support the gaffer.
I do think however that giving an opinion that we could get better than Kuyt or even Rafa is not insulting them. 