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[Big Niall]

his skills, they are sublime,
so not for the first time
sold the jew to roman
this JC is boss
even likes a cross

[RED BEERGOGGLES]

Revised.

Tune . My old mans a dustman

He was a Chelsea rent Boy
But now he is a red
He wants a team with History
And that is what he said
Hell wear the number ten shirt
And when he scores a goal
The noise youll hear round Anfield is
Joey ,Joey Cole


And Bounce   

Gets my vote 

[Number 9]

This is tragic(to the tune of old king cole)

Oh Joe Cole is a jolly old soul
And a jolly old soul is he
the kop called for a goal
and called for a goal
and then the fuc,ker scored three

[andy_g]

to the tune of chitty chitty bang bang


jo joey cole joey joey joey coley
jo jo j joey joey coley
joey joey cole


etc

[Dundalk]

This is tragic(to the tune of old king cole)

Oh Joe Cole is a jolly old soul
And a jolly old soul is he
the kop called for a goal
and called for a goal
and then the fuc,ker scored three

   

[Dundalk]

andy I think you might need a lie down after that effort

[NANNY RED]

to the tune of chitty chitty bang bang


jo joey cole joey joey joey coley
jo jo j joey joey coley
joey joey cole


etc

fecking hell Andy i cant even say it nevermind sing it, i went all eyed reading it  

[RED BEERGOGGLES]

I reckon the Banana Splits theme tune we used to sing for Momo

[bigmick]

Well I'm biased I know but I still like consider yourself.

[Kharhaz]

To the tune of Supergran (that program rocked !)

Stand back Essien, Benayoun and Mancienne
Lampard and Terry too.
The only decent player,
you've gone and lost yeah?
Now we have a tale for you
He went and left you bunch of fairies
Now he's linking up with Gerrard and Torres....
Fall about ... laugh out
he cost sod all !!



Ok bit desperate last couple of lines but for me it just works.