fck manutd... hope they get stuffed 10-0 ... Fcking hate Barcelona too.. especially Busquets, Pedro, Iniesta and Alves... they go to the ground at the slightest of touches, its almost embarrassing sometimes...
Just listening to 5live, that Mark Pougatch is a right bellend. He's talking to Lawro and he's saying "no team has won it back to back, since it became the Champions League". So it meant less before it was re branded was it? wits
TheBig_Sam notBigSam The Champions League Final. What an occasion. I know just what Mr Ferguson and Josep "Pep" Guardiola must be going through right about now.
TheBig_Sam notBigSam Bolton v Preston North End in the 2001 Division One Play-off final. I knew victory would turn me into an immortal. The stakes were high.
TheBig_Sam notBigSam Tactically I had the game by the fanny, but I was still a bag of nerves before the game. I had six shits in the hour before kick off.
TheBig_Sam notBigSam The last one was so devastatingly messy that Ricardo Gardner needed to hose me down afterwards.
TheBig_Sam notBigSam I remember Ricky quipping: "This be so messy, it almost racist, man." What a character he was. Still is, probably. You don't lose wit.
TheBig_Sam notBigSam A 3-0 victory that day put me right up there with people like Busby, Paisley, Sacchi and Fry. Big hitters who hit it on the big occasions.
TheBig_Sam notBigSam On the bus home we had Macaroon bars and Tizer, while we all sang along to Neil Young's 'Trans' in its entirety. What a day.
TheBig_Sam notBigSam As we soaked up the success and high-fived each other with impish glee, we passed a car full of sexy young Cardiff lasses on the motorway.
TheBig_Sam notBigSam I eye-flirted the out of the one in the back & mouthed for her to show us her tits. She went one better & showed us her cracking fanny.
TheBig_Sam notBigSam It's little moments like this when you realise that, yes, you are the dogs balls.
TheBig_Sam notBigSam I can also look at my CV - my list of accomplishments, achievements and innovations - and say: I did it all without relying on Lionel Messi.