by azriahmad » Sun Oct 26, 2003 2:05 am
Houllier won't sign any of them because "they are not Liverpool-type of players".
He'd probably sign a Heskey-esque one, a Smicer-esque one and a Biscan-esque one, all at inflated prices and unknowns before he signed them. Then, he'd play them out of their natural position and would praise them for their "solid work" even after Liverpool gets a roasting from the oposition. Then he would single out the most talented player and tell the whole world that that perticular player let the whole team down like waht he did to Steven Gerrard when Liverpool lost to FC Basel in the Champion's league.
Then he'd say that although Liverpool lost convincingly, he was rather pleased that the team created many chances and could have won if four of them went in the net.
But fear not, he would say, because he has a 5 year plan and that the team is "just 10 games away from greatness"!