has anyone seen it?
these are the predictions where the teams will finish:
Chel$ki: "They will keep the title as if they have paid for it. Which, of course, they have. Champions"
ARSEnal: "At least one place ahead of Manchester United. Again. Second"
Manure/Scum: "Third"
LIVERPOOL: "Steven Gerrard. No make that fourth."
Neverton: "Fourth. Only joking. All good things must come to an end. Ninth"
Man City: "Fifth. Even with Andy Cole up front"
Bolton: "The rest of the Premiership are beginning to catch on to Big Sam's ways. Tenth"
Boro: "Seventh"
Fulham: " Come in No 10, your time is up. Nineteenth"
Newcastle: "Another InterToto summer of love beckons. Thirteenth"
Sunderland: "Turn the light out as you leave. Eighteenth"
West Brom: "Steve McQueen impressionists hit hard times in the Black Country. Shame. Sixteenth"
West Ham: "The bubbles borst once more. Twentieth"
Wigan: "And they said it wouldn't last! Seventeenth"
Blackburn: "Buying Welsh not quite the same quality as those French imports, Mark. Fourteenth"
Portsmouth: "Good news for the home fans, bad news for the opposing ones who have yet to find a decent pub in the port. Fifteenth"
Aston Villa: "Actions speak louder than any David O'Leary blarney. Twelfth"
Birmingham: "Opponents suffer enough and finally surrender through boredom. Eighth"
Spurs: "The Glory Years return. Well, sort of, ish. Sixth"
Let me just say that this is all their words, not mine.
Anyway, I am so glad that the newspapers have finally realised that Everton are going down.
That is such a realistic prediction for neverton, methinks
I don't think they've got it right about the top 4 though
can i have people's views and any requests for any other information?
