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by **NANNY RED** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:26 pm

Hes sayin the red ones for Nanny to wear in bed weeknights but i like to see her in a white one at weekends :laugh:

An ill be back in Liverpool soon girl dont worry :;):

by **Sabre** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:48 pm

glenbuck patriot wrote:Can anyone translate what is being said hear, Sabre? , apologies if this has been posted elsewhere, got this from youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFkSzGQ_oVw

Second part

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjxctR76iyA

Got the feeling through my pigeon Spanish the Interviwer was trying to push him on the Madrid rumours, any translation would be most appreciated.

That's the cúnt that sometimes St Michael has posted an audio celebrating a goal. He's an idiot, a Real Madrid idiot at that, he's insular, he knows fúck all about football.

The 1/2 part has nothing relevant to translate. It's just the journo earning brownie points with Alonso telling him that he's the player that "sees" football better, and asks Alonso to compare USA and Spain. Alonso shows respect for the Americans.

In the second video the cúnt puts a photo and asks Xabi to write a word that describe them.

He chooses Matador (Killer) for Torres, Líder (Leader) for Gerrard, Desequilibrante (Balance breaker as in man who can decide a game) for the greasy cúnt, and magic for Kaka.

THen the cúnt asks Xabi with what pair he'd play more comfortable. Alonso answers back "Ya veo por donde vas" (I see where you're heading to), and the cúnt defends "I'm not asking for Real Madrid, just players". And Xabi answers back that so far he has played with Torres and Gerrard and that their football suit him well, the others he doesn't know.

Nothing new in that interview.

by **tubby** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:33 pm

What cheek from that guy to put him in that situation. I really hope we don't sell him.

by **Ciggy** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:39 pm

Leading Premier League manager reveals Liverpools players are heading for the exit door after brawl

EXCLUSIVE by May Ditup - Football Correspondent

Blackburn manager Sam Allardyce has lifted the lid on what he can only describe as a mass brawl at half time in the Anfield tunnel.
He said "This news is likely send shock waves around Merseyside".

The Blackburn manager said "As we where heading towards the tunnel at half time, I heard someone shouting in Spanish, everyone turned and looked around to see who was making all the racket, the next thing we knew Benitez was running after Liverpool's midfielder Xabi Alonso making weird signals with his hands".

At first we could not figure out what these weird signals meant, I said to my assistant maybe Benitez is listening to the Ketchup song on his ipod, then benitez shouted "you never listen to my instructions" the Basque play maker was stunned Benitez then shouted "pack your bags and leave".
"We looked on in horror as Liverpool's Argentine captain ran towards Benitez and punched the Spaniard in the back of the head'' Allardyce reveals.

"It was like a nightclub brawl happening in the tunnel of a football stadium, I have never witnessed anything like it in my life". Things went from bad to worse as Liverpool's jamie Carragher got involved, he picked Mascherano up by his hair his feet where dangeling in mid-air, then proceeded to punch the Argentine in the mouth resulting in the player losing his piano teeth,

Sam said it was like being at an Andrew Lloyd Webber concert when Carragher struck the forcefull blow at the Argentine's mouth.

The police arrived to break up the fracass before anyone else got hurt, shellshocked Allardyce rang his best friend Mr Alex of Fergusson to tell him what he had just witnessed.

The Scot had this to say "Och aye the fella is beyond the pale. He has no respect for Sam, Me or his players, he should go back to his old proffession of waiting on tables".

The brawl has ruined Liverpool's season, and there will be a spanish exodus of players leaving the club, after three senior team member's handed in transfer requests to go and plough their trade's in Spain.

Liverpool refused to comment.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport....wl.html

by **GYBS** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:41 pm

by **Sabre** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:48 pm

So Allardyce after that game said whatever he could to deteriorate Rafa's reputation, and the best he could find was his hand gestures.

And now, he suddenly finds relevant to tell a story about two of our best players. Some weeks ago he didn't. The same players that are rumoured to be pursued by big clubs. What a surprise.

It's fantastic when Allardyce hears what he thinks it was Spanish language, only to turn on the universal translator and understan "You never follow my instructions". I guess he learnt Spanish with the Macarena song.

It's evident Allardyce and some journos agenda is the same, they want our best players out of this club, and if it's cheap, even better.

Which means Feguson must be worried to, because Allardyce is no more than Ferguson's doggy.

by **GYBS** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:53 pm

Read the post Sabre its just a pi.ss take and joke

no doubt written by a manc

by **tubby** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:54 pm

You almost had me there Lynds. :laugh:

by **Ciggy** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:55 pm

Sabre wrote:So Allardyce after that game said whatever he could to deteriorate Rafa's reputation, and the best he could find was his hand gestures.

And now, he suddenly finds relevant to tell a story about two of our best players. Some weeks ago he didn't. The same players that are rumoured to be pursued by big clubs. What a surprise.

It's fantastic when Allardyce hears what he thinks it was Spanish language, only to turn on the universal translator and understan "You never follow my instructions". I guess he learnt Spanish with the Macarena song.

It's evident Allardyce and some journos agenda is the same, they want our best players out of this club, and if it's cheap, even better.

Which means Feguson must be worried to, because Allardyce is no more than Ferguson's doggy.

Sabre, Sabre tut tut, as if Rafa would have the Ketchup song on his ipod

by **ken_job** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:55 pm

I think its a joke Sabre mate, 'tongue in cheek'.

by **stmichael** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:00 pm

Ciggy wrote:Leading Premier League manager reveals Liverpools players are heading for the exit door after brawl

EXCLUSIVE by May Ditup - Football Correspondent

Blackburn manager Sam Allardyce has lifted the lid on what he can only describe as a mass brawl at half time in the Anfield tunnel.
He said "This news is likely send shock waves around Merseyside".

The Blackburn manager said "As we where heading towards the tunnel at half time, I heard someone shouting in Spanish, everyone turned and looked around to see who was making all the racket, the next thing we knew Benitez was running after Liverpool's midfielder Xabi Alonso making weird signals with his hands".

At first we could not figure out what these weird signals meant, I said to my assistant maybe Benitez is listening to the Ketchup song on his ipod, then benitez shouted "you never listen to my instructions" the Basque play maker was stunned Benitez then shouted "pack your bags and leave".
"We looked on in horror as Liverpool's Argentine captain ran towards Benitez and punched the Spaniard in the back of the head'' Allardyce reveals.

"It was like a nightclub brawl happening in the tunnel of a football stadium, I have never witnessed anything like it in my life". Things went from bad to worse as Liverpool's jamie Carragher got involved, he picked Mascherano up by his hair his feet where dangeling in mid-air, then proceeded to punch the Argentine in the mouth resulting in the player losing his piano teeth,

Sam said it was like being at an Andrew Lloyd Webber concert when Carragher struck the forcefull blow at the Argentine's mouth.

The police arrived to break up the fracass before anyone else got hurt, shellshocked Allardyce rang his best friend Mr Alex of Fergusson to tell him what he had just witnessed.

The Scot had this to say "Och aye the fella is beyond the pale. He has no respect for Sam, Me or his players, he should go back to his old proffession of waiting on tables".

The brawl has ruined Liverpool's season, and there will be a spanish exodus of players leaving the club, after three senior team member's handed in transfer requests to go and plough their trade's in Spain.

Liverpool refused to comment.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport....wl.html

by **Sabre** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:01 pm

GYBS wrote:Read the post Sabre its just a pi.ss take and joke no doubt written by a manc

Sorry GYBS, but most of the serious articles about our club written in England seem equally ridiculous to me

I perfectly believed Allardyce had said that, as I think he's a caveman coach

by **bigmick** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:36 pm

Sabre wrote:I perfectly believed Allardyce had said that, as I think he's a caveman coach

He's in for Gattuso apparently.

by **Toffeehater** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:37 pm

Cracking player who i would love to see in the premier league if true .

by **aCe'** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:48 pm

Toffeehater wrote:Cracking player who i would love to see in the premier league if true .

please tell me your talking about Allardyce and not Gattuso...
ffs even mascherano does more with the ball than gattuso does...
Good tackler ? midfield destoryer ? maybe, but then again Sissoko and the likes are better... Italians like him for his temper and tenacity... when it comes to football though hes about as good as akhmed the dead terrorist..

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