![sad :(](https://www.liverpoolfc-newkit.co.uk/images/smilies/sad.gif)
I was at work and this absolute belter of a bird gets on me bus, i mean she was SOLID GOLD. Big ar5e, huge tits, long dark hair - eyes like Cleopatra with a cob on and a gob you wouldn't mind losing a few inches in. F*ck me - she was......Stunning.
So, i gets a smile (oh aye...) and a nice whiff of Issey Miyake (sends me into testosterone mode anyway, that pong)
And she asks for a ticket - i knock one out (from the machine
![angry :angry:](https://www.liverpoolfc-newkit.co.uk/images/smilies/angry.gif)
Anyway.....what happens next Tuffers? I hear you ask
I had a f. u c k i n g sneeze coming didnt i...a BIG knarly, f*ck off mucus blast.
BOSH! out it came....all over me f*cking hand in full view
![sad :(](https://www.liverpoolfc-newkit.co.uk/images/smilies/sad.gif)
Oh well. Hope you've all had yer tea!
![laugh :laugh:](https://www.liverpoolfc-newkit.co.uk/images/smilies/laugh.gif)