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by **kindaconfuzed** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 7:52 am

Did nobody pick up the article in the paper yesterday about the wife that cut her husbands balls off. A surgeon took 7 hours to sew them back on.

7 hours is a long time so either the balls where big or it was complicated by deciding which was the right and left one.

If he was British if yer rolled one on the floor it would drive to the right and if other countries it would drive on the right ...dead easy really.

Or maybe the nurses decided by taking a vote.

I've checked mine and they look the same, just like a peanut in a scrotum. :Oo:

and they both look the same cupped in me hand, which is the best place for them rather than leaving them on the floor somewhere.

by **anfieldadorer** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 7:57 am

kindaconfuzed wrote:Did nobody pick up the article in the paper yesterday about the wife that cut her husbands balls off. A surgeon took 7 hours to sew them back on.

7 hours is a long time so either the balls where big or it was complicated by deciding which was the right and left one.

If he was British if yer rolled one on the floor it would drive to the right and if other countries it would drive on the right ...dead easy really.

Or maybe the nurses decided by taking a vote.

I've checked mine and they look the same, just like a peanut in a scrotum. and they both look the same cupped in me hand, which is the best place for them rather than leaving them on the floor somewhere.

And a panda cub born Tuesday at the San Diego zoo appears to be "a fairly precocious infant," according to zoo officials. A giant panda delivered the first of two cubs that she's carrying on Aug. 19.

Though it is known yet if the cub is a male or female, Lindburg points out, “Its temperament is quite different from that of a female that was born here in 1999. So the speculation is, well, this one must be a boy.”

Here is the picture if you don't believe me:

by **kindaconfuzed** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:02 am

AndfieldAdoo rear

yer?

by **anfieldadorer** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:05 am

read it carefully, kinda.
It's only a newborn, beside they can't figure out yet whether it's a male or female .

by **kindaconfuzed** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:42 am

by **Leonmc0708** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:44 am

BEWARE

by **anfieldadorer** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:46 am

Is the joke then that they dont have balls?

the joke is this thread

by **LFC #1** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:49 am

Leonmc0708 wrote:BEWARE

by **Ola Mr Benitez** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:55 am

Pandas have snow balls, don't they??

by **azriahmad** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:14 am

the joke is this thread

Anfieldadorer...you kill me! LOL...

by **Redrider** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:27 am

Are we talking about Alonso's short balls or stevie G's long balls ? Which are the more effective perhaps ?
Then again, perhaps this is all about keeping possession of your balls !! :laugh:

by **kindaconfuzed** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:34 am

Anfelt Adorear

Like dogs sniffing each others me thinks

by **Redrider** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:11 am

Quote from a Post re' Garcia:

''stmichael
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Joined: Feb. 2004 Posted: Sep. 16 2004,17:22

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you can just imagine owen FEEDING OFF LUIS GARCIA'S BALLS!! ''

Did his wife eat them in a paella ?
:laugh:

by **kindaconfuzed** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:28 pm

Redrider

I'm a long ball specialist myself but can switch to the short ball game if the sheets are a bit tight and not much space

by **kindaconfuzed** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:47 pm

The surgeon while sewing them back on left them on the guys head and the nurses thought he now looked a right d*ckhead.

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