by The Ace1983 » Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:57 pm
This bloke goes into his local boozer looking shocked and bewildered (with under-tones of anger and depression). He walks up to the bar and orders a quadrouple Scotch.
"What's up with you?" asks the Landlord
"My son's just told me that he's gay." says the distressed man.
"Oh, I am sorry." remarks the landlord "This one's on the house." The man drinks up and after a few more and a bit of crying he leaves.
The next day, the same man walks into the bar looking even worse than the day before. He walks up to the landlord and says
"A quadrouple whisky please." As the barman starts getting his drink, he asks
"What's wrong now? It can't be worse than yesterday!"
"That's what you know!" says the man "After my eldest came out yesterday, it inspired my other son to do the same!"
"Wow!" says the Landlord "Two gay sons! That's terrible. This drink's on the house of course" So the man drinks it and a few more and leaves.
The next day he walks in to the bar again looking terrible.
"Give me a quadrouple whisky!" he says to the Landlord.
"Again!?!" exclaims the Landlord "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
"Yeah," replies the man "My daughter!"