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by **Kharhaz** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:03 pm

B!tchT!ts

To describe a fat bloke. Its both insulting and funny.

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:09 pm

I'm a traditionalist :-

t0sser
w@nker
sh!tstain
but I don't think you can improve much on cocksucker or kunt when said with feeling.

by **Ola Mr Benitez** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:12 pm

"blurt" has always made me laugh!

by **Roger Red Hat** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:57 pm

Fat knacker!

by **Bad Bob** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:30 pm

Slight tangent this but I just stumbled across it thanks to Google...some good stuff here.

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The British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206's"....

- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

- I would not breed from this Officer.

- This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be.

- When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

- He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.

- He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

- Technically sound, but socially impossible.

- This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

- This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

- When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.

- This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

- Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.

- She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

- He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

- This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.

- In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet.

- The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.

- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap

- This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

:laugh:

by **Madmax** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:45 pm

dildohead

titface

plonker

inglorious b*stard

by **andy_g** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:55 pm

if i really wanted to offend certain members on her i would probably go all shakespearean on their asses. for example;

to the regulars of the dog + gorilla
Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens

to dawson
"You lisp and wear strange suits"

to the mods in general
"Your beards deserve not so honourable a grave as to stuff a botcher's cushion or to be entombed in an åss's pack saddle"

to wooly
"You are the must chaff, and you are smelt above the moon"

to taff
"Out, you mad headed ape. A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are tossed with"

to lando (i think)
"Why, thou clay brained guts, thou knotty pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow catch"

to barry
"Base dunghill villain and mechanical, I'll have thy head."

to mick
"What cracker is this same that deafs our ears with this abundance of superfluous breath"

by **Dundalk** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:16 pm

Go F*ck yourself

by **Bad Bob** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:17 pm

andy_g wrote:if i really wanted to offend certain members on her i would probably go all shakespearean on their asses. for example;

to the regulars of the dog + gorilla
Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens

to dawson
"You lisp and wear strange suits"

to the mods in general
"Your beards deserve not so honourable a grave as to stuff a botcher's cushion or to be entombed in an åss's pack saddle"

to wooly
"You are the must chaff, and you are smelt above the moon"

to taff
"Out, you mad headed ape. A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are tossed with"

to lando (i think)
"Why, thou clay brained guts, thou knotty pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow catch"

to barry
"Base dunghill villain and mechanical, I'll have thy head."

to mick
"What cracker is this same that deafs our ears with this abundance of superfluous breath"

One of those is so spot on, it's unreal! :nod

by **Number 9** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:18 pm

Theres nothing better than calling someone an "absolute fuc'king idiot"(for maximum effect stare straight at the subject in question with a look of total disgust for a few seconds too!! :nod

by **Ben Patrick** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:56 pm

Carra's just come out with a funny one talkin about Riise when we won the champions league...Carra and Gerrard were bouncin doin the ring of fire song, Riise tried to get in and got the tune wrong.

Carra called him a dope haha

by **Fowler_E7** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:30 pm

dawson99 wrote:pratt is just class. it just works, its not too vulgar but it just sounds the best. and numptie is very popular in london

ive never heard any one call someone a numptie in London

by **Judge** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:47 am

Fowler_E7 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:pratt is just class. it just works, its not too vulgar but it just sounds the best. and numptie is very popular in london

ive never heard any one call someone a numptie in London

FE7 you are a numptie in london

now you have

by **Judge** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:48 am

Bad Bob wrote:
andy_g wrote:if i really wanted to offend certain members on her i would probably go all shakespearean on their asses. for example;

to the regulars of the dog + gorilla
Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens

to dawson
"You lisp and wear strange suits"

to the mods in general
"Your beards deserve not so honourable a grave as to stuff a botcher's cushion or to be entombed in an åss's pack saddle"

to wooly
"You are the must chaff, and you are smelt above the moon"

to taff
"Out, you mad headed ape. A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are tossed with"

to lando (i think)
"Why, thou clay brained guts, thou knotty pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow catch"

to barry
"Base dunghill villain and mechanical, I'll have thy head."

to mick
"What cracker is this same that deafs our ears with this abundance of superfluous breath"

One of those is so spot on, it's unreal!

agreed bob, dawson does lisp :laugh:

by **Bad Bob** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:57 am

window licker
twunt
short bus

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