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by **Bad Bob** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:53 am

Not much action on the pitch at the mo so it might be fun to share your favourite insults. Spend enough time on a board like this one and you encounter a wide spectrum of creative and classic ways to suggest that someone's a bit of a c.nt. What are your favourites?

I'll start things rolling with a few of mine:

Weapon
Wazzock
Toolpiece

They all have that je ne sais quoi that makes up a great insult. They're fun to say, they're a bit nonsensical, they deliver just the right amount of contempt and they're usable in polite company! :buttrock

PS - we're talking in general here, not directed at anyone in particular!

by **Sabre** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:00 pm

English insults are strange to me. So I'll translate a few.

Correveidile (Corre ve y dile = Run lad, go and tell him): That's how you insult one who is the errand boy who delivers the messages of someone else, someone without personality.

Hijo de 7 padres (Son of 7 fathers)= Doesn't need translation, when there's doubts about who is your father.

Cabrón= Useful for everything, it may be an insult, it may be to tell someone he's astute, or simply as opposite of "good man".

The most common one is gilipollas, which would be the direct version of twát.

We have some common insults:

Imbecil: I think it's like in english, but it's tougher than just stupid.

by **dawson99** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:13 pm

pratt is just class. it just works, its not too vulgar but it just sounds the best. and numptie is very popular in london

by **babu** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:43 pm

I like the age old ' :censored:

'

but 'tool-banger' also rocks

by **Roger Red Hat** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:53 pm

Plank
Tool
d!ck brain
nonce

by **Judge** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:54 pm

halfwit

emptyhead

numpty

dosser

by **Greavesie** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:01 pm

bell end

by **Judge** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:03 pm

nob jockey

by **SouthCoastShankly** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:36 pm

Chump
Mug
Numbnuts

by **Bad Bob** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:11 pm

Supernatural's been in a rich vein of form for the insults of late. Some Dean favourites:

A.sshat
D!ck
Douche

by **dawson99** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:17 pm

Bad Bob wrote:Supernatural's been in a rich vein of form for the insults of late. Some Dean favourites:

A.sshat
D!ck
Douche

You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you!

Dean: Bitch.
Sam: Jerk.

i do like the insult Twonk...

by **Igor Zidane** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:32 pm

Some scouse insults for your perusal

Meff
Queg
whopper
Dickhead
TIT
tool
knobhead
@rsewipe
Mingebag
C Unt
Tw@t
pleb

by **Judge** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:10 pm

insult to women would be

open yer legs girl and show us yer bomber doors

by **supersub** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:21 pm

scouse insult that doesn't get used so much now....divvi

by **andy_g** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:57 pm

twonk
bell end
dickhead
a'rsehole

i'm happy with the classics.

in spain imbecil and gilipollas are both very satisfying

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