Bono vs beckham - Who  to shoot first?

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Postby Big Niall » Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:28 am

I sometimes have a nightmare that i have a gun and one bullet and bono and  beckham in opposite corners, refusing to get in a straight line.

who do you shoot?

bono - tax exile, dodging as much tax as he can (artists in ireland paid zero tax on their royalty income) but yet tells the Irish government what we should pay our tax money on - and oh, yeah, as soon as the law changed U2 being the moral people they are moved the "company's" profits to the netherlands as they suddenly realised that they are global  - used to be irish, but the day after our tax law changed, they became global.

beckham- anna kournikova of football, slow winger who rareley scores from open play who isn't as good as the guy before of after him at his club, whores family for yet more money yet claims privacy when his family formula is under pressure. He now hangs around the england team as his ego tries to match up with real footballers like bobby moore, bobby charlton and peter shilton. represents the worst in modern day footballers.

I really despise both man as I honestly believe they both represent the worst in society.
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Postby Parkinson » Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:33 am

Bono
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Postby account deleted by request » Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:24 am

I would shoot Bono and frame Beckham for the murder :D
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Postby Parkinson » Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:31 am

s@int wrote:I would shoot Bono and frame Beckham for the murder :D

:D

Going by you're name sake you're hardly what I'd percieve as Saint.
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Postby SupitsJonF » Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:29 am

A thread with only 2 options, would be great to have a poll added to it....
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Postby Number 9 » Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:25 am

Big Niall wrote:I really despise both man as I honestly believe they both represent the worst in society.

Worst in society??

A little harsh dont ya think?Theres a lot woirse out there..rapists,paedos etc etc!

Id use the bullet to shoot you for starting such a stupid thread!! :D
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Postby Greavesie » Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:35 pm

bono
All round the fields of Anfield Road
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and could he play!)
Stevie Heighway on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
'Bout the glory, round the Fields of Anfield Road

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God Bless You All
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Postby dawson99 » Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:00 pm

gotta make bono history
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Postby Dundalk » Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:02 pm

Well im Irish and id still pick Bono
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Postby Emerald Red » Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:54 pm

Bono's a legend. Beckham isn't. Anyone who wears nail polish and still tries to pass themselves off as a man deserve a bullet.
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Postby tonyeh » Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:30 pm

I'd shoot Bono and beat the shit out of Beckham with the butt of the gun.
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