I sometimes have a nightmare that i have a gun and one bullet and bono and beckham in opposite corners, refusing to get in a straight line.
who do you shoot?
bono - tax exile, dodging as much tax as he can (artists in ireland paid zero tax on their royalty income) but yet tells the Irish government what we should pay our tax money on - and oh, yeah, as soon as the law changed U2 being the moral people they are moved the "company's" profits to the netherlands as they suddenly realised that they are global - used to be irish, but the day after our tax law changed, they became global.
beckham- anna kournikova of football, slow winger who rareley scores from open play who isn't as good as the guy before of after him at his club, whores family for yet more money yet claims privacy when his family formula is under pressure. He now hangs around the england team as his ego tries to match up with real footballers like bobby moore, bobby charlton and peter shilton. represents the worst in modern day footballers.
I really despise both man as I honestly believe they both represent the worst in society.