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Postby The Manhattan Project » Sun May 11, 2008 7:24 pm

Fernando Torres

Cost 20M. Scored 382 goals in his first season.

Andriy Shevchenko.

Cost six times the GDP of Russia and his wife has greatly enjoyed London's diverse shopping districts.
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Postby metalhead » Sun May 11, 2008 7:38 pm

The Manhattan Project wrote:Fernando Torres

Cost 20M. Scored 382 goals in his first season.

Andriy Shevchenko.

Cost six times the GDP of Russia and his wife has greatly enjoyed London's diverse shopping districts.

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Postby The Manhattan Project » Sun May 11, 2008 7:48 pm

The commentator during the Stockport vs Wycombe game on Sky Sports right now just said that someone called Torres is playing.



I think it's great that after playing a Premiership game and scoring in that game earlier today that Nando is willing to help out a smaller team like Wycombe.
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Postby SundanceKid » Sun May 11, 2008 10:31 pm

The Manhattan Project wrote:The commentator during the Stockport vs Wycombe game on Sky Sports right now just said that someone called Torres is playing.



I think it's great that after playing a Premiership game and scoring in that game earlier today that Nando is willing to help out a smaller team like Wycombe.

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Postby The Manhattan Project » Sun May 11, 2008 11:19 pm

He scored 24 goals this season.

Next season will be a big test for Torres.

Defenders will figure him out.

He will only score 23 goals.
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Postby jono » Sun May 11, 2008 11:50 pm

Roasted the defender, motd commentary on the Torres goal
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Sun May 11, 2008 11:56 pm

jono wrote:Roasted the defender, motd commentary on the Torres goal

When Ashley Cole heard that announcer on MOTD, he called Torres and said "hey....why didn't you invite me and Lampard and Terry to the roast? because we roasted a girl last month"
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Postby Judge » Mon May 12, 2008 9:37 am

Gerrard30391 wrote:2 words

"Pure" and "Class"

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thats 3 words
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Postby stmichael » Mon May 12, 2008 11:45 am

best striker in the world this season.
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Postby Torres25 » Mon May 12, 2008 2:35 pm

Glad he beat Ruuds record & all from open play aswell

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Postby Roger Red Hat » Mon May 12, 2008 4:32 pm

thats a good point - diving cheating lying sulking schoolboy, buck tooth nob jockey Ronaldo bagged a fair few penalties this season - the fk'ing goon.

torres netted from open play - mans a genius
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Postby Dundalk » Tue May 13, 2008 1:59 pm

All 33 goals can be seen here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mARvNgEo8BY
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Postby Greavesie » Tue May 13, 2008 3:26 pm

All 33 goals can be seen here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mARvNgEo8BY


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Postby Toffeehater » Tue May 13, 2008 5:45 pm

cheers dundalk
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Postby SupitsJonF » Tue May 13, 2008 5:54 pm

Left-footed finish is insane!  What a player!
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