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by **PhiLFC** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:54 am

So there was the guy who had lost about 20 stone and had a lot of spare skin... I felt a bit sorry for him with his huge tits and all that.

And then there was the guy with sores around his bell end... I didn't feel sorry for him he could've gone to his gp to get it sorted.

But the one that took the pissers was the girl who had the extra large kebab meat

She was so embarrassed about it that she showed her guff off to the whole nation... fucking brilliant ha ha ha ha ha

by **red37** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:27 am

F*ck off Phil....

I was having Gammon chip and egg for me tea tonight!! :no

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:40 am

hey look, what lando, judge and nanny do is their own business and I am sure they wont thank you for discussing it on here

by **Judge** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:03 pm

i dont have sores

ive been to the gp's

by **Ace Ventura** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:26 pm

PhiLFC wrote:So there was the guy who had lost about 20 stone and had a lot of spare skin... I felt a bit sorry for him with his huge tits and all that.

And then there was the guy with sores around his bell end... I didn't feel sorry for him he could've gone to his gp to get it sorted.

But the one that took the pissers was the girl who had the extra large kebab meat

She was so embarrassed about it that she showed her guff off to the whole nation... fucking brilliant ha ha ha ha ha

I was watching Arsenal Derby game but went upstairs and me bird was watching that, i seen the bird and all the excess skin, followed by some sick pictures of other people with skin problems and that, nearly spewed up me tea :no

How that bird showed that on telly is beyond me.

by **JBG** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:31 pm

My missus is a GP and she has a patient who is 37 years old and last year weighed about 35 stone. He is gay and got a new boyfriend who encouraged him to lose weight and in one year he has got it down to 18 stone, an absolutely amazing achievement. However, the thing is, at least 2-3 stone of that weight is actually excess skin and he needs a halter to carry around all the skin on his belly otherwise it stretches down to his knees, so even though the guy has lost most of his fat the rolls of skin on his belly makes him look like he has a beer belly. The skin from his chest also hangs down to his belly! However, he is having surgery to remove the excess skin and should look more or less "normal" when its done.

by **NANNY RED** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:56 pm

peewee wrote:hey look, what lando, judge and nanny do is their own business and I am sure they wont thank you for discussing it on here

Youd better prepare youself for some serious backlash after that comment Peewee and thats just from me,

kebab meat eh from now on its payback time :nod

by **Toffeehater** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:04 pm

peewee wrote:hey look, what lando, judge and nanny do is their own business and I am sure they wont thank you for discussing it on here

pmsl

by **Judge** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:55 pm

Ace Ventura wrote:
PhiLFC wrote:So there was the guy who had lost about 20 stone and had a lot of spare skin... I felt a bit sorry for him with his huge tits and all that.

And then there was the guy with sores around his bell end... I didn't feel sorry for him he could've gone to his gp to get it sorted.

But the one that took the pissers was the girl who had the extra large kebab meat

She was so embarrassed about it that she showed her guff off to the whole nation... fucking brilliant ha ha ha ha ha

I was watching Arsenal Derby game but went upstairs and me bird was watching that, i seen the bird and all the excess skin, followed by some sick pictures of other people with skin problems and that, nearly spewed up me tea

How that bird showed that on telly is beyond me. However, i wouldnt have minded licking it like a cornetto though

filthy boy :laugh:

by **account deleted by request** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:02 pm

peewee wrote:hey look, what lando, judge and nanny do is their own business and I am sure they wont thank you for discussing it on here

pmsl

by **god_bless_john_houlding** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:33 pm

peewee wrote:hey look, what lando, judge and nanny do is their own business and I am sure they wont thank you for discussing it on here

peewee no offence mate, but i'm struggling to see where and when i laugh at this, couldn't point us the right direction could you?

by **Ace Ventura** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:35 am

Judge wrote:
Ace Ventura wrote:
PhiLFC wrote:So there was the guy who had lost about 20 stone and had a lot of spare skin... I felt a bit sorry for him with his huge tits and all that.

And then there was the guy with sores around his bell end... I didn't feel sorry for him he could've gone to his gp to get it sorted.

But the one that took the pissers was the girl who had the extra large kebab meat

She was so embarrassed about it that she showed her guff off to the whole nation... fucking brilliant ha ha ha ha ha

I was watching Arsenal Derby game but went upstairs and me bird was watching that, i seen the bird and all the excess skin, followed by some sick pictures of other people with skin problems and that, nearly spewed up me tea

How that bird showed that on telly is beyond me. However, i wouldnt have minded licking it like a cornetto though

filthy boy

Trust you judge, your wrong you :laugh:

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:57 am

NANNY RED wrote:
peewee wrote:hey look, what lando, judge and nanny do is their own business and I am sure they wont thank you for discussing it on here

Youd better prepare youself for some serious backlash after that comment Peewee and thats just from me,

kebab meat eh from now on its payback time

maybe you are the one with huge t1ts nanny

did i get away with that?

by **Owzat** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:27 pm

Bad bob's mum had a really horrible lump after he was born, it grew and grew and grew, and now we have to put up with him/it.

by **NANNY RED** » Thu May 01, 2008 12:34 am

peewee wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:
peewee wrote:hey look, what lando, judge and nanny do is their own business and I am sure they wont thank you for discussing it on here

Youd better prepare youself for some serious backlash after that comment Peewee and thats just from me,

kebab meat eh from now on its payback time

maybe you are the one with huge t1ts nanny

did i get away with that?

Sad the things you say to Try and get a laugh :nod

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