THE MAN RULES
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down:
Finally , the guys side of the story.
(i must admit its pretty good)
We hear ''THE RULES'' from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules! - please note....these are all numbered ''1'' ON PURPOSE!
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ''nothing'', we will act like nothings wrong.
We know youre lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you dont want an answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...REALLY.
1 Dont ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football and alike.
1. You have enough clothes
1. You have too many shoes
1. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape!
1. Thankyou for reading this. Yes, I know, i have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know, men really dont mind that! Its like camping.
1. men are not mind readers
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. Your a big girl. If its up, put it down...We need it up, you need it down. You dont hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
let us be clear on this one:
subtle hints do not work!
strong hints do not work!
obvious hints do not work
JUST SAY IT!
1. yes or no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it. Thats what we do.
SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR FEMALE FRIENDS ARE FOR
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. if you think your fat, you probably are. Dont ask us!
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry....we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
NOT BOTH......
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we
1. All men see in only 16 colours, like windows default setting.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin, is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
1. if it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH
PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO EDUCATE THEM