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by **metalhead** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:10 pm

dawson99 wrote:cigs up yet another 11p a packet!!!

wtf... its not gonna stop us from smoking, no matter how fecking out of order the price rises are

Stop smoking daws

why?

BECAUSE I F*CKING SAID SO

by **dawson99** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:17 pm

but smoking makes me look cool

by **metalhead** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:18 pm

dawson99 wrote:but smoking makes me look cool

OMG! peer pressure have gotten to you too!?!?!?!?!?!

by **babu** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 4:20 am

dawson99 wrote:cigs up yet another 11p a packet!!!

wtf... its not gonna stop us from smoking, no matter how fecking out of order the price rises are

daws, I'm a 2 pack a day man for last 10 years.

Never had a day without a cig...

stopped cold turkey when i woke up monday morning.. I'm on my 4th day now.. seriously bouncing off the walls..

but its great going home at night not smelling like an ashtray.

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:08 am

babu wrote:
dawson99 wrote:cigs up yet another 11p a packet!!!

wtf... its not gonna stop us from smoking, no matter how fecking out of order the price rises are

daws, I'm a 2 pack a day man for last 10 years.

Never had a day without a cig...

stopped cold turkey when i woke up monday morning.. I'm on my 4th day now.. seriously bouncing off the walls..

but its great going home at night not smelling like an ashtray.

Its almost worth stopping smoking for the high you get when you start again. I have stopped twice for over two years each time, and the first cig after that makes Heroin, Cocaine etc seem like an asprin.

by **66-1112520797** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:50 am

woof woof ! wrote:Just found out I've won £2,028 .

And I'm really p'issed off

One more number and it would've been a £million +.

B'stard lottery !

Movies .... Money .... Nothing pleases you hey Woof

What about women ?

by **66-1112520797** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:53 am

s@int wrote:
babu wrote:
dawson99 wrote:cigs up yet another 11p a packet!!!

wtf... its not gonna stop us from smoking, no matter how fecking out of order the price rises are

daws, I'm a 2 pack a day man for last 10 years.

Never had a day without a cig...

stopped cold turkey when i woke up monday morning.. I'm on my 4th day now.. seriously bouncing off the walls..

but its great going home at night not smelling like an ashtray.

Its almost worth stopping smoking for the high you get when you start again. I have stopped twice for over two years each time, and the first cig after that makes Heroin, Cocaine etc seem like an asprin.

Tobbaco is more addictive than Heroin ..... Apparently.

by **dawson99** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:41 am

well i like smoking. not ascared to admit it, i enjoy it.
everything is too pc, cant smoke, cant drink... wtf

brb, off for a ciggy, and a beer, and maybe some crack

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:35 pm

dawson99 wrote:well i like smoking. not ascared to admit it, i enjoy it.
everything is too pc, cant smoke, cant drink... wtf

brb, off for a ciggy, and a beer, and maybe some crack

At least the crack is tax and duty free Dawson

by **PhiLFC** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:45 pm

dawson99 wrote:well i like smoking. not ascared to admit it, i enjoy it.
everything is too pc, cant smoke, cant drink... wtf

brb, off for a ciggy, and a beer, and maybe some crack

Talking of which... I wonder how Ciggy did with the ciggies?!

First cig of the day use to have me bouncing off the walls and then running for the cr@pper

by **woof woof !** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:41 pm

DEMENTIA TEST

1. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

2. If you overtake the last person, then you are ...?

3. Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter ?

4. A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

by **Judge** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:07 pm

dawson99 wrote:morning all, ran home last night as was dying for a poo... had just been shopping so took all my bags in with me.
then, after finishing, i relaised i had forgotten to buy toilet roll, but i had brought a nice new fresh lettuce

use a dock leaf dawson

by **andy_g** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:38 pm

i had to think about number 4 for a minute

:blush:

by **andy_g** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:39 pm

and another thing...

does no one play football in the real world anymore?

by **Toffeehater** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:54 pm

woof woof ! wrote:DEMENTIA TEST

1. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

2. If you overtake the last person, then you are ...?

3. Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter ?

4. A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

1.) U're second after overtaking the second person

2.) Second last

3.) Don't know

4.) He tells the guy can i have a pair of sun glasses as he can speak and is not mute

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