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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:55 pm

i had to think about number 4 for a minute


What did you come up with  ?
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:58 pm

2.) Second last


Wrong
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Postby account deleted by request » Thu Mar 13, 2008 4:52 pm

2/ first

3/ nunu
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:16 pm

s@int wrote:2/ first

3/ nunu

both  :no
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Postby PhiLFC » Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:20 pm

Toffeehater wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:DEMENTIA TEST

1. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

2. If you overtake the last person, then you are ...?

3. Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter ?

4. A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

1.) U're second after overtaking the second person

2.) Second last

3.) Don't know

4.) He tells the guy can i have a pair of sun glasses as he can speak and is not mute

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Well no 3 is Mary aint it doh! FFS
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Postby account deleted by request » Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:20 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
s@int wrote:2/ first

3/ nunu

both  :no

B@stard! Mary  :D
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Postby PhiLFC » Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:25 pm

s@int wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:
s@int wrote:2/ first

3/ nunu

both  :no

B@stard! Mary  :D

:D good one though eh?
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Postby Judge » Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:32 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
2.) Second last


Wrong

how can you overtake the last person ?

you'd be overtaking yourself

you are the last person  :eyebrow
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:33 pm

Judge wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:
2.) Second last


Wrong

how can you overtake the last person ?

you'd be overtaking yourself

you are the last person  :eyebrow

:idea

You can't overtake the last person
(You could of course LAP them )

:D
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Postby LFC2007 » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:39 pm

s@int wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:
s@int wrote:2/ first

3/ nunu

both  :no

B@stard! Mary  :D

PMSL  :laugh:  :D
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Postby Judge » Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:19 am

woof woof ! wrote:
Judge wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:
2.) Second last


Wrong

how can you overtake the last person ?

you'd be overtaking yourself

you are the last person  :eyebrow

:idea

You can't overtake the last person
(You could of course LAP them )

:D

are yes, but you didnt say if you lap the last person tho  :p


think im splitting hairs here, give me credit woof  :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:39 am

Judge wrote:think im splitting hairs here, give me credit woof  :D

Ker-Ching

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Postby Judge » Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:31 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
Judge wrote:think im splitting hairs here, give me credit woof  :D

Ker-Ching

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:D

cheers  :buttrock
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Postby shanks72 » Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:42 am

Another one from my bro..... :D


A friend of mine went to Buckingham Palace to cut Prince Charles' hair...

Have you got to permit, I asked him...


No...just take a little off the back... :p
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Postby woof woof ! » Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:26 pm

LEARNING TO FLY-pilots test part 1

Concentration is obviously a prime requisite for a pilot.

Most Men will fail miserably.See if you have what it takes to be a pilot...Can you focus purely on the Parrot for 10 seconds ?









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Nah! I didn't think so.
Not to worry, me neither....I never wanted to be a friggin' pilot anyway.........


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