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by **Judge** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:32 am

actually, my pc said error, so i refreshed it 3 times and the post went up 3 times

i resent the age thing :angry:

by **bunglemark2** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:52 am

This is one of the funniest threads I've read in a long time.....Can't help but thinking of the one (or two, shamefully I have to admit !) rotund lassies I have attacked with a bag of flour.....
And when I think of it, both were Huns....not the Rangers-type Hun, but the Ueber Alles type Hun...And on both occasions, I was obscenely drunk.
Maybe it's Freudian, I don't think I want to know....
But the first one, she insisted for some strange reason that she wouldn't get up to any o' the quare stuff in her own bed - so she insisted on ridin' the pork sword in her (little) sister's bed instead. Naturally, her sister and her folks weren't around at the time.....but the more I think about it, the more odd it was. Hell, I spent half the time climbing up the folds just for a breath of air.
And Helga #2 ? Said she wanted a husband.....which prompted a pretty quick departure....

I haven't been the same since

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:27 pm

was this her...

by **jonnymac1979** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:22 pm

I would Lee. All day. :nod

by **Judge** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:55 pm

jonnymac1979 wrote:I would Lee. All day.

pmsl

good ole john

by **stmichael** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:15 pm

Was just searching through the forum and stumbled across this thread. I realised that I haven't contributed.

Guilty. I've been with a few fat birds. One in particular was about 5'6, weight of about 13 stone... calculated at about 29 on the BMI index... she was a bit of a sex addict though, and knew how to have fun so that was ok. Still get the "I'm too fat stuff though" Generally after eating a pizza or two and some Ben and Jerry's.

I think that's too big for my fat bird threshold though. That's a BMI of about 40 which is easily not the morbidly obese range, don't think I would gladly poke it.

Would need a picture though, even a ballpark picture of a random, just to make sure.

by **kopite_1232002** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:05 pm

Rafa-Dodd wrote:
Sabre wrote:Why that strange question as if fatties were leppers?

To be honest the best single night love I ever had was with a fattie, she was very grateful as we the boys say here. If you see what I mean.

Of course there are fatties and fatties but it's pointless to talk about that or even to think about it. You're gonna be with fatties, thin, ugly and hot girls so it's all the same. Hear your inside if the inside says I like her, then obbey. Never pick or deny a girl just because of your mates will think!

As for the 2 sons, what do you think? that she wanted to make a new life with you? Women with 2 kids like to have fun as much as the next one and you should abort no mission because of that. Just don't promise what you can't fulfill and everything will be fine!!

Sabre if you lived round here mate you would have a entirely different take on it.

You crack me up sometimes mate.

Birkenhead would be a real eye opener for you.

he would have a hey-day in sherlocks

by **Rafa D** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:30 pm

kopite_1232002 wrote:
Rafa-Dodd wrote:
Sabre wrote:Why that strange question as if fatties were leppers?

To be honest the best single night love I ever had was with a fattie, she was very grateful as we the boys say here. If you see what I mean.

Of course there are fatties and fatties but it's pointless to talk about that or even to think about it. You're gonna be with fatties, thin, ugly and hot girls so it's all the same. Hear your inside if the inside says I like her, then obbey. Never pick or deny a girl just because of your mates will think!

As for the 2 sons, what do you think? that she wanted to make a new life with you? Women with 2 kids like to have fun as much as the next one and you should abort no mission because of that. Just don't promise what you can't fulfill and everything will be fine!!

Sabre if you lived round here mate you would have a entirely different take on it.

You crack me up sometimes mate.

Birkenhead would be a real eye opener for you.

he would have a hey-day in sherlocks

PMSL I know Sabre bouncing round Sherlocks to Will Youngs on speed singing Evergreen

PMSL.

Where you from mate?

by **Sabre** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:22 am

Rafa-Dodd wrote:
kopite_1232002 wrote:
Rafa-Dodd wrote:
Sabre wrote:Why that strange question as if fatties were leppers?

To be honest the best single night love I ever had was with a fattie, she was very grateful as we the boys say here. If you see what I mean.

Of course there are fatties and fatties but it's pointless to talk about that or even to think about it. You're gonna be with fatties, thin, ugly and hot girls so it's all the same. Hear your inside if the inside says I like her, then obbey. Never pick or deny a girl just because of your mates will think!

As for the 2 sons, what do you think? that she wanted to make a new life with you? Women with 2 kids like to have fun as much as the next one and you should abort no mission because of that. Just don't promise what you can't fulfill and everything will be fine!!

Sabre if you lived round here mate you would have a entirely different take on it.

You crack me up sometimes mate.

Birkenhead would be a real eye opener for you.

he would have a hey-day in sherlocks

PMSL I know Sabre bouncing round Sherlocks to Will Youngs on speed singing Evergreen

PMSL.

Where you from mate?

hahahahahahhaahhah

hahah

ha.

What's a Hey-day?
What's Sherlocks?
What's Will Youngs?
What's Evergreens?

I didn't get any of that

by **Judge** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:20 pm

Sabre wrote:
Rafa-Dodd wrote:
kopite_1232002 wrote:
Rafa-Dodd wrote:
Sabre wrote:Why that strange question as if fatties were leppers?

To be honest the best single night love I ever had was with a fattie, she was very grateful as we the boys say here. If you see what I mean.

Of course there are fatties and fatties but it's pointless to talk about that or even to think about it. You're gonna be with fatties, thin, ugly and hot girls so it's all the same. Hear your inside if the inside says I like her, then obbey. Never pick or deny a girl just because of your mates will think!

As for the 2 sons, what do you think? that she wanted to make a new life with you? Women with 2 kids like to have fun as much as the next one and you should abort no mission because of that. Just don't promise what you can't fulfill and everything will be fine!!

Sabre if you lived round here mate you would have a entirely different take on it.

You crack me up sometimes mate.

Birkenhead would be a real eye opener for you.

he would have a hey-day in sherlocks

PMSL I know Sabre bouncing round Sherlocks to Will Youngs on speed singing Evergreen

PMSL.

Where you from mate?

hahahahahahhaahhah

hahah

ha.

What's a Hey-day?
What's Sherlocks?
What's Will Youngs?
What's Evergreens?

I didn't get any of that

we hear you do

by **Rafa D** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:11 pm

Heyday - Good time

Sherlocks - Some club in Birkenvegas

Will Young

Evergreen - Will youngs debut song - they play a speeded up dance version nightly in Sherlocks

Sabre dancing in Sherlocks

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7716/sabreox3.png

by **Sabre** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:39 pm

by **Judge** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:43 pm

by **Mikz** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:58 pm

woof woof ! wrote:I've lost count tbh. Not that I'm anything special, spend enough time in SE Asia and even Steven Hawkins would rack up a respectable score , it just keeps coming at yer . Example , I'm on the second week of the honeymoon with my first wife , were down in Hua Hin , a beach resort about three hundred k south of Bangkok, it's late a night and I decide to nip out and score some smoke . I'm wandering around and a fella comes up and asks "You look for Lady ?" I explain what I'm really looking for and he says "no problem come with me" He leads me to what turns out to be the local knocking shop , has a word with the head honcho then turns to me and says "ok we wait , they get some for you" .So there I am sitting in a room whilst opposite me are about a dozen thai lovelies all laughing , giggling and making lacivious and frankly obscene gestures in my direction. The fella says to me "they want fk you" I started to refuse but when he told me the price of the weed included the "company" of a woman while I waited , what the fk was I supposed to do ? I choose number nine ,the sexy little minx .

The weed btw was outstanding.

Sounds great brother

I wouldnt have anything to do with a fat woman lol f,cuk that for a carry on!

by **Emerald Red** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:26 pm

Never been with a fattie, and I never will! Fact!

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