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by **112-1077774096** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:06 am

ciggy used to be my masseur but she rubbed me up the wrong way

another link mate

by **Woollyback** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:11 am

i used to be a detective but i lost the plot

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:13 am

i used to electrocute the prisoners on death row, but i was shocking

by **Woollyback** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:15 am

i used to make jigsaws but my life went to pieces

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:17 am

i used to deliver fruit but it was driving me bananas

by **Leonmc0708** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:23 am

I used to be a parrot but I'm not no more, not no more, not no more.

by **ConnO'var** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:11 pm

I used to be a proctologist but got arrested on a bum rap...

by **welsh wizzard** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:54 pm

I used to be a binman but it was garbage....

Then i became a miner but didn't last long as i was scared of the dark....

Then decided to become a life guard but it was no good couldn't swim....

So now i'm a top transfer wizzard monger........

Rest is "History"

by **Mikz** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:14 pm

I used to be a vicar...I didnt have a prayer

by **Red @ Heart** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:27 pm

i dry fruit :down:

by **Mikz** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:28 pm

I used to make boomerangs-it keeps coming back to haunt me

by **Mikz** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:29 pm

Red wrote:i dry fruit

.....and....dont get it bro?

by **Kharhaz** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:44 pm

I used to be a journalist but I got de-pressed.

by **lakes10** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:47 pm

I am a Life Coach, when i am not doing that i am a Paranormal investigator.

by **Dundalk** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:49 pm

I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

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