Liverpool FC Forum

by **Mikz** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:11 pm

I did a bit of nightshift work...in a chicken factory . At the end of the day...lol the position was there but I couldnt fillet. Told em to get stuffed!

by **Woollyback** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:19 pm

i used to install real fireplaces but it all went up in smoke

by **Kharhaz** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:52 pm

I worked in a post office but got the sack because I couldnt deliver.

by **Dundalk** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:42 pm

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

by **Woollyback** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:31 am

i used to be a cosmetic surgeon but it all went t*ts up.

by **dawson99** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:32 am

i went into liposuction but i didnt have the stomach for it

by **Woollyback** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:36 am

tbh when i told my boss i was leaving he said i was cutting off my nose to spite my face but it was no skin off my nose

by **Mikz** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:45 am

I used to make mirrors -Had the image on reflection

by **NiftyNeil** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:26 am

I was a professional contortionist, but I turned my back on it.

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:53 am

i used to drive a mystery tour bus but it was going nowhere

by **Mikz** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:01 am

I used to make kitchen knives..but I couldnt cut it...least I had a stab at it anyway. :sleepy:

by **66-1112520797** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:44 am

I'm still a Plumber, but working in this over regulated, coded country is tiring.

Even when snapping one off my turd has to be of current standards AS3500, section 1.8. 522 in size regulation. Then has to run down the waste pipe in accordance to section 2.2.22 AS3500.

Most of the time my Hankey is to frightened of going down stream, and pleads with me to climb out of the pan.

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:51 am

Bamaga used to be a plumber but it was a sh!t job

Bamaga used to be a plumber but felt he was flushing his life away

Bamaga used to be a plumber but something stank about his life

Bamaga used to be a plumber but he got tapped out

Bamaga used to be a plumber but he couldn't quite connect

Bamaga used to be a plumber till the news leaked out

Bamaga used to be a plumber but decided he couldn't sink any lower

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:59 am

ciggy was a lawyer until i removed her briefs

by **Mikz** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:04 am

ciggy was my secretary...she needed no help taking everything down

link huh!

Liverpool FC Forum

Whats your occupation? - Dont lie!

Who is online