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by **bunglemark2** » Thu May 03, 2007 1:08 pm

I used to be a fisherman.
Truth be told, I had a whale of a time. Though you can't be messin' the whole time - there's a time and a plaice for that carry-on. Don't cod/[B] yerself - it's hard work....
Hit my head and fell overboard once...There I am, freezin' me nads off out at sea, [B]floundering away, thinking the whiting's on the wall....and a mackerel happened ! A ray of light shone down upon me. I thought to myself "What's the John Dory here ?"...And I'm carted off to the hospital by chopper. The sturgeon takes one look at me, says "First of all, a needle in the bottle o' bass and no screaming when I do it - my herring's bad enough as it is"..."Load of pollocks !", methinks...
Anyway, tuna in next week for the next instalment

(Bloody 'eck, I need to get a life !! ):p

by **Mikz** » Thu May 03, 2007 5:43 pm

I was a fisherman too -for reel!
Did I enjoy it?
Net in a million years!

by **DrTNT** » Thu May 03, 2007 7:54 pm

student

by **dawson99** » Thu May 03, 2007 8:45 pm

DrTNT wrote:student

i dont get it :lookaround

i used to play a female lawyer in an american tv show but didnt earn enough and couldnt afford to pay my mcbills

by **Woollyback** » Thu May 03, 2007 9:34 pm

i used to be a stripper but i always felt a bit underdressed for the part

by **Mikz** » Fri May 04, 2007 1:03 am

I had a good job making whistles...but I blew it :lookaround

by **Bad Bob** » Fri May 04, 2007 3:32 am

I used to be a professional taste-tester but I choked. The whole incident's left a bad taste in my mouth if I'm being honest. :nod

by **112-1077774096** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:52 am

i was a policeman but i wasnt much cop

by **112-1077774096** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:53 am

i was a road marker but i had to draw a line under that one

by **Mikz** » Fri May 04, 2007 9:07 am

I was a mod, but one punk drove me off my rocker. :lookaround

by **Dundalk** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:12 pm

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.

by **dawson99** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:17 pm

i used to check car tyres but i just couldnt take the pressure

by **JBG** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:20 pm

dawson99 wrote:i used to check car tyres but i just couldnt take the pressure

Yeah, I did that too but left me bald and feeling flat.

by **Mikz** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:52 pm

I bet it was a goodyear for you then brother, no point treading on thin ice

by **Mikz** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:56 pm

I made car windscreens for a while...left me shattered, wiped the slate clean now!

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