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by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:44 am

red37 wrote:More or less, yeah. Well done.

omg yay i answered my first riddle without googling it woohoo!! :buttrock

hahaha

no seriously i just did

a crime has been commited
a life has been taken
the name, add and personal info are known by the police
however this person shall never go to jail or trial
why?

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:42 am

Suicide? Although I am not sure its still classed as a crime.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:45 am

yeah its suicide.
actually it is a crime cuz here in singapore if u attempt to commit suicide and fail, u get a jail sentence

so its best to do it once do it good

by **woof woof !** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:27 am

In Singapore it's also against the law and a public caning offense to not flush the toilet after using it. Special police randomly check on public restrooms.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:26 am

singapore is a Fine country

The day before yesterday I was 25 and the next year I will be 28. (This is true only one day in a year.) When was I born?

by **Judge** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:51 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:
red37 wrote:More or less, yeah. Well done.

yay

yay ?

are you dawson in disguise ?

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:17 pm

Judge wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:
red37 wrote:More or less, yeah. Well done.

yay

yay ?

are you dawson in disguise ?

lol

the one with the stickman who cant stop walking?

nah. there is more then meets the eye :eyebrow

by **MightyLFC** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:52 pm

Ha ha

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:22 pm

The day before yesterday I was 25 and the next year I will be 28. (This is true only one day in a year.) When was I born?

by **scouser 'til I die** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:29 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:singapore is a Fine country

The day before yesterday I was 25 and the next year I will be 28. (This is true only one day in a year.) When was I born?

He was born on December 31st and spoke about it on January 1st.

cant be arsed explaining the logic behind it but i know im right

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:24 am

scouser 'til I die wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:singapore is a Fine country

The day before yesterday I was 25 and the next year I will be 28. (This is true only one day in a year.) When was I born?

He was born on December 31st and spoke about it on January 1st.

cant be arsed explaining the logic behind it but i know im right

so is that answer based on instincts or guessing? :laugh:

1. A man was walking along a path when a troll jumped out. The troll then said
"If you speak the truth, then I will kill you with a spell, if you speak a lie, then I will kill you with a Sword."
When the man said his sentance, the troll, honest to his word, let the man go.
What did he say.

2. A man was murdered, four suspects each have different claims.
Jones-Chris did it
Chris-Jackalynabaplyn did it
Robert-I am innocent
Jackalynabaplyn-Chris lies.

If only one speaks the truth, who did it?

by **woof woof !** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:02 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:2. A man was murdered, four suspects each have different claims.
Jones-Chris did it
Chris-Jackalynabaplyn did it
Robert-I am innocent
Jackalynabaplyn-Chris lies.

If only one speaks the truth, who did it?

Robert

Jones lied
Chris lied
Robert lied
Jack told the truth

by **destro** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:53 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:1. A man was walking along a path when a troll jumped out. The troll then said
"If you speak the truth, then I will kill you with a spell, if you speak a lie, then I will kill you with a Sword."
When the man said his sentance, the troll, honest to his word, let the man go.
What did he say.

The Troll is a lying little f.ucker, he never gave him the option of letting him go, he said killed with a spell or killed with a sword, he didn't give a third option of letting him go?

My answer.....never trust a Troll the ugly little B.astards !!

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:03 pm

destro wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:1. A man was walking along a path when a troll jumped out. The troll then said
"If you speak the truth, then I will kill you with a spell, if you speak a lie, then I will kill you with a Sword."
When the man said his sentance, the troll, honest to his word, let the man go.
What did he say.

The Troll is a lying little f.ucker, he never gave him the option of letting him go, he said killed with a spell or killed with a sword, he didn't give a third option of letting him go?

My answer.....never trust a Troll the ugly little B.astards !!

pmsl @ desto's comments

actually, the man said ''hello''

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 6:51 pm

how many times can u subtract 5 from 25?

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