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[maypaxvobiscum]

allrighty this is my first thread. everyday im gonna post a random riddle that i might have gotten from anyway - internet, friends, or created one myself. try answering them.    lets start off with this one . . . . .


1) how do you make 5 pounds of fat look attractive?

[LFC2007]

Put a nipple on it

[maypaxvobiscum]

god dammit!

allright. you got it LFC2007

urm.....where do polar bears cast their votes?

[destro]

Im guessing at the North Polling station

And thats two posts a day, hopefully you have used tomorrows up already

Try this one ...I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.

[red37]

F**kin beaut of a thread this..anymore along these lines and ill be bringing back my 'word of the day' - be warned   

[maypaxvobiscum]

Im guessing at the North Polling station

And thats two posts a day, hopefully you have used tomorrows up already

Try this one ...I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.

  north poll

hmmmmm....

how can something that is never released be used by everybody? wouldnt it still be stuck in the case?
...
im still thinking 

[112-1077774096]

how come you have 151 posts  in the space of one day.

spammer   

[112-1077774096]

ok max, thanks for the pm inviting me to give riddles and telling me it took one month to reach 151.   


so my riddle is why does it say 'this is my first post' posted on 24th June 2007, it is now the 25th of june so we are talking about one day or less for 151 posts.

can you solve the riddle or are you a spammer 

[maypaxvobiscum]

where does it say first post?

[112-1077774096]

ah yes, it says 'first thread" 


so my new riddle is 'why didnt peewee read the post properley'?   

[account deleted by request]

where does it say first post?

Another riddle :- How did you manage to alter your post without it saying "edited"

[Ciggy]

Another riddle WTF is your ID all about maypaxvobiscum ?

[woof woof !]

Another riddle WTF is your ID all about maypaxvobiscum ?

Paxvobiscum is latin for "peace be with you".

Didn't you do latin at school    ?

[112-1077774096]

no woof, you see when you went to school latin was still used on a daily basis by centurions and senators, when the rest of us went to school latin had become a dead language   

[Ciggy]

Paxvobiscum is latin for "peace be with you".

Like Id know that Woofs