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[maypaxvobiscum]

More or less, yeah. Well done.

omg yay i answered my first riddle without googling it woohoo!!    hahaha


no seriously i just did 

a crime has been commited
a life has been taken
the name, add and personal info are known by the police
however this person shall never go to jail or trial
why?

[account deleted by request]

Suicide? Although I am not sure its still classed as a crime.

[maypaxvobiscum]

yeah its suicide.
actually it is a crime cuz here in singapore if u attempt to commit suicide and fail, u get a jail sentence

so its best to do it once do it good

[woof woof !]

In Singapore it's also against the law and a public caning offense to not flush the toilet after using it. Special police randomly check on public restrooms.

[maypaxvobiscum]

singapore is a Fine country

The day before yesterday I was 25 and the next year I will be 28. (This is true only one day in a year.) When was I born?

[Judge]

More or less, yeah. Well done.

yay

yay ?

are you dawson in disguise ?

[maypaxvobiscum]

More or less, yeah. Well done.

yay

yay ?

are you dawson in disguise ?

lol

the one with the stickman who cant stop walking?

nah. there is more then meets the eye 

[MightyLFC]

Ha ha

[maypaxvobiscum]

The day before yesterday I was 25 and the next year I will be 28. (This is true only one day in a year.) When was I born?

[scouser 'til I die]

singapore is a Fine country

The day before yesterday I was 25 and the next year I will be 28. (This is true only one day in a year.) When was I born?

He was born on December 31st and spoke about it on January 1st.

cant be arsed explaining the logic behind it but i know im right

[maypaxvobiscum]

singapore is a Fine country

The day before yesterday I was 25 and the next year I will be 28. (This is true only one day in a year.) When was I born?

He was born on December 31st and spoke about it on January 1st.

cant be arsed explaining the logic behind it but i know im right

so is that answer based on instincts or guessing? 

1. A man was walking along a path when a troll jumped out. The troll then said
"If you speak the truth, then I will kill you with a spell, if you speak a lie, then I will kill you with a Sword."
When the man said his sentance, the troll, honest to his word, let the man go.
What did he say.


2. A man was murdered, four suspects each have different claims.
Jones-Chris did it
Chris-Jackalynabaplyn did it
Robert-I am innocent
Jackalynabaplyn-Chris lies.

If only one speaks the truth, who did it?

[woof woof !]

2. A man was murdered, four suspects each have different claims.
Jones-Chris did it
Chris-Jackalynabaplyn did it
Robert-I am innocent
Jackalynabaplyn-Chris lies.

If only one speaks the truth, who did it?

Robert

Jones lied
Chris lied
Robert lied
Jack told the truth

[destro]

1. A man was walking along a path when a troll jumped out. The troll then said
"If you speak the truth, then I will kill you with a spell, if you speak a lie, then I will kill you with a Sword."
When the man said his sentance, the troll, honest to his word, let the man go.
What did he say.

The Troll is a lying little f.ucker, he never gave him the option of letting him go, he said killed with a spell or killed with a sword, he didn't give a third option of letting him go?

My answer.....never trust a Troll the ugly little B.astards !! 

[maypaxvobiscum]

1. A man was walking along a path when a troll jumped out. The troll then said
"If you speak the truth, then I will kill you with a spell, if you speak a lie, then I will kill you with a Sword."
When the man said his sentance, the troll, honest to his word, let the man go.
What did he say.

The Troll is a lying little f.ucker, he never gave him the option of letting him go, he said killed with a spell or killed with a sword, he didn't give a third option of letting him go?

My answer.....never trust a Troll the ugly little B.astards !! 

pmsl  @ desto's comments

actually, the man said ''hello''

[maypaxvobiscum]

how many times can u subtract 5 from 25?