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by **Rafa D** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:54 am

Jonny Mac's played the sex lottery.

by **woof woof !** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:07 am

I've lost count tbh. Not that I'm anything special, spend enough time in SE Asia and even Steven Hawkins would rack up a respectable score , it just keeps coming at yer . Example , I'm on the second week of the honeymoon with my first wife , were down in Hua Hin , a beach resort about three hundred k south of Bangkok, it's late a night and I decide to nip out and score some smoke . I'm wandering around and a fella comes up and asks "You look for Lady ?" I explain what I'm really looking for and he says "no problem come with me" He leads me to what turns out to be the local knocking shop , has a word with the head honcho then turns to me and says "ok we wait , they get some for you" .So there I am sitting in a room whilst opposite me are about a dozen thai lovelies all laughing , giggling and making lacivious and frankly obscene gestures in my direction. The fella says to me "they want fk you" I started to refuse but when he told me the price of the weed included the "company" of a woman while I waited , what the fk was I supposed to do ?

I choose number nine ,the sexy little minx

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The weed btw was outstanding.

by **dawson99** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:11 am

2nd week of your honeymoon?

we are not worthy!

:bowdown

by **Rafa D** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:13 am

Brilliant woof. Brilliant.

by **GRAHAM01** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:28 am

bow down to the mighty woof :bowdown

but why only number 9??

by **woof woof !** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:41 am

dawson99 wrote:2nd week of your honeymoon?

we are not worthy!

I felt a bit bad about it to be honest Daws, felt even worse when ten days later I discovered a small crustacean in my pubes :wwww

.Had to shave 'em (the pubes) all off and apply liberal coats of "blue butter" . Told the missus I had a touch of "athlete's crotch"

, and even managed to convince her to do the same (to be on the safe side) . We were in Brunei (Borneo ) by then which was even hotter and wetter than Thailand so she believed me .

Still feel a tad guilty when I think about it , but fortunately the guilt only lasts about 4 seconds .

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:44 am

woof woof ! wrote:I've lost count tbh. Not that I'm anything special, spend enough time in SE Asia and even Steven Hawkins would rack up a respectable score , it just keeps coming at yer . Example , I'm on the second week of the honeymoon with my first wife , were down in Hua Hin , a beach resort about three hundred k south of Bangkok, it's late a night and I decide to nip out and score some smoke . I'm wandering around and a fella comes up and asks "You look for Lady ?" I explain what I'm really looking for and he says "no problem come with me" He leads me to what turns out to be the local knocking shop , has a word with the head honcho then turns to me and says "ok we wait , they get some for you" .So there I am sitting in a room whilst opposite me are about a dozen thai lovelies all laughing , giggling and making lacivious and frankly obscene gestures in my direction. The fella says to me "they want fk you" I started to refuse but when he told me the price of the weed included the "company" of a woman while I waited , what the fk was I supposed to do ? I choose number nine ,the sexy little minx .

The weed btw was outstanding.

number 9 is still working there woof, and she still gets confused when someone asks for blow

by **GRAHAM01** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:46 am

woof woof ! wrote:Had to shave 'em (the pubes) all off and apply liberal coats of "blue butter" .

Told the missus I had a touch of "athlete's crotch"

Still feel a tad guilty when I think about it , but fortunately the guilt only lasts about 4 seconds .

4 seconds i can`t believe it lasted that long :down:

by **woof woof !** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:55 am

peewee wrote:number 9 is still working there woof, and she still gets confused when someone asks for blow

With your police connections I'm not suprised you know that PWee.I was sitting with the missus at a pavement cafe the following morning when this policeman approaches me and asks

"You have good time last night ?"

F'uck me ! it's only the part time pimp/drug dealer from the night before :wwww

. I quickly introduce the wife putting huge emphasis on the word wife whilst frantically giving him the eye to "shut the f'uck up" , he got the message and b'uggered off, confirming that not all cops are b'stards

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:04 pm

yeah the good old thai police, they earn less than 100 quid a month but are driving round in mercedes

by **woof woof !** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:12 pm

Are they still having dust ups with the army ? Remember one time when two army lads had a falling out with some cops . They later drove by the cop shop on a scooter and lobbed in a grenade . :nod

There was also one drunken army guy the cops arrested , cops got him back to the station but he was so drunk and abusive one of the cops lost his rag thought "f'uck this" took out his gun and shot him - dead !

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:15 pm

they are still at loggerheads mate, especially at the moment with the army effectively running the place, the interim pm is a general, well a retired general and the coup leaders are all army so they are in the process of changing the police act and shifting the senior police around, it will kick off soon between them i think

by **Paul C** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:34 pm

Never had a fatty, I just couldn't cope with putting 'its' legs up in the air and seeing the ripples off belly fat :oh:

by **Judge** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:55 pm

Rafa-Dodd wrote:Jonny Mac's played the sex lottery.

fat lot of good that was

by **Big Niall** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:05 pm

I wonder whether the fatties have a web site about doing it with skinnies :Oo:

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