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by **Judge** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:09 am

woof woof ! wrote:
Judge wrote:i blame woof for inciting this

I blame Judge for everything.

thanks you bastard

in contrast, from army days, had many different nationality ladies. italian women are very good

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:18 am

I always wanted to bone a chinese girl. I used to go around to our local takeaway and drool over the one in there. Imagining me scuttling her - lovely.

nowadays, i'd love to knock the back out of an italian bird all night!!

by **woof woof !** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:35 am

Never had an Italian

. Have had a couple of Chinese , very obliging but they don't like it with the light on .

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:56 am

is it true that the only way to get a chinese o-level is to turn her on her side?

by **Judge** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:58 am

woof woof ! wrote:Never had an Italian . Have had a couple of Chinese , very obliging but they don't like it with the light on .

is that because they aint actually women

by **burjennio** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:39 pm

I havn't read anything this funny in months, too many gems to quote, there are some people on this forum going straight to hell :devil:

by **Rafa D** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:46 pm

Done a chinese girl who hung round with us when we were all little bast.ards, problem was all the lads had a go and I was like 4th or 5th.

The rest just english birds. (slags)

by **red37** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:49 pm

F**k that! - Stirring someone else's "Leddy Blek" :no

by **Judge** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:13 pm

red37 wrote:F**k that! - Stirring someone else's "Leddy Blek"

take a look at the missus - hubba hubba

wrong wrong wrong

:laugh:

by **Big Niall** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:21 pm

I remember "being with" a fairly large girl, not huge but carrying weight. She had being wearing farily loose clothes so her shape wasn't that obvious and when we got back to her place and she took off her bra (too complicated a procedure for a drunk man) she had small breasts. That just isn't right, I felt cheated. Still did though!

by **woof woof !** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:52 am

Judge wrote:
red37 wrote:F**k that! - Stirring someone else's "Leddy Blek"

take a look at the missus - hubba hubba

wrong wrong wrong

Shouldn't that have an apple in it's mouth ?

by **Red_lass** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:58 am

lol.. i knew i should not click on this thread but i got to admit most of the stories are funny.

the hunchback ---> pmsl

by **Ciggy** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:29 pm

Been directed to this topic by Woof, pmsl @ woof & Sabre.

Ive never had a fattie so I cant comment on what it would be like, was seeing some fella ages ago who was a bit chunky never slept with him because he always farted and knocked me sick they didnt stink just like dead loud. I had visions of him farting during sex and I wanted to vomit. Had visions of meself, hands on his @rse and a big gust of wind blowing them off ergh :suspect:

still feel sick thinking about it now.
Biggest turn off ever.

by **red37** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:25 pm

Not half as bad as a full on pancracker out the ol gammon butty....

f**kin knocked me off the job, good style :no

by **Rafa D** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:28 pm

pmsl at gammon butty :laugh:

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