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by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:01 pm

actually destro ur right but they DID ask for john's chocolate its just that john didnt give them any

bad bob, what the *duck* is the answer to ur riddle?

by **Bad Bob** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:31 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:actually destro ur right but they DID ask for john's chocolate its just that john didnt give them any

bad bob, what the *duck* is the answer to ur riddle?

You'll have to ask TJames, I'm afraid!

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:47 am

There are 5 houses each with a different color. Their owners, each with a unique heritage, drinks a certain type of beverage, smokes a certain brand of cigarette, and keep a certain variety of pet. None of the owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigarette or drink the same beverage.

Clues:

The Brit lives in the red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is just to the left of the white house.
The green house's owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Malls raises birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps a horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemasters also drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.

who owns the fish?

by **destro** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:38 pm

The Norwegian owns a Cat, The Dane owns a Horse, The Brit owns Birds, The Swede owns a Dog so The German owns a Fish

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:15 pm

what is the only animal with a a-ss-hole in the middle of its back?

by **wee_boi888** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:17 am

stmichael wrote:Ive changed the words of this so you hopefully cant google it!!!

Pepe Reina, Steven Gerrard, Xabi Alonso and Craig Bellamy are struggling to get to a european match that starts in pretty soon. They are all stuck on the wrong side of the mersey. To make sure they make the game on time, they need to walk through the tunnel to the other side in 17 minutes. All four men begin on the same side of the tunnel. You must help them across to the other side.

The mersey tunnel is dark when you have to walk through so they have a torch. 1 torch between them. A maximum of two people can cross at one time. Any player who crosses, either 1 or 2 people, must have the torch with them. The torch must be walked back and forth, it cannot be thrown, etc. Each team member walks at a different speed.

A pair must walk together at the rate of the slower man's pace:

> Craig:- 1 minute to cross
> Steven:- 2 minutes to cross
> Xabi:- 5 minutes to cross
> Pepe:-10 minutes to cross

eg: if craig and Pepe walk across first, 10 minutes have elapsed when they get to the other side of the bridge.

If Pepe then returns with the torch, a total of 20 minutes have
passed and you have failed the mission.

Get going!!!

Craig and Stevie go over, Craig goes back (2+1)
Xabi and Pepe goes over, Stevie goes back (10+2)
Craig and Stevie go over again (2)

2+1+10+2+2 = 17

***EDIT***

DAMNIT Didn't see Destro answered it already!

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:01 am

what letter adds great value to a pear?

by **account deleted by request** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:16 am

L - Pearl

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:49 am

hey s@int relax
its just a riddle dont bang ur head against the keyboard
take a chill pill

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask.

question is: what does he tell her?

by **destro** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:29 pm

He says to his MRS ( the nurse ) "There that wasn't that hard was it ?"

A very,very,very old joke

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:37 pm

at long last my comp is fixed and im back =)

woohooo!

riddle - whats the diff between a married man and a bachelor?

by **kunilson** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:39 pm

100-150 pounds

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:09 pm

nope

nothing to do with weight

by **destro** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:14 pm

A Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the fridge then goes to bed.

A Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the fridge

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:35 pm

yup =)

what did Cinderella so when she got to the ball?

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