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[maypaxvobiscum]

riddle - what is the defination of trust?

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Old Ones are the best

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years

I was thinking of my girlfriend, myself and the wife 

[dawson99]

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[destro]

In that order ?

[maypaxvobiscum]

Old Ones are the best

What cums once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years

I was thinking of my girlfriend, myself and the wife 

[maypaxvobiscum]

1) what is the defination of trust?

2) how do you know when your wife is really dead?

[The Grudge]

1) what is the defination of trust?

2) how do you know when your wife is really dead?

You become happy all of a sudden and realise that you wasted your life!  

[maypaxvobiscum]

  not it man. but you've got a fair point =)

[destro]

1) what is the definition of trust?

2) how do you know when your wife is really dead?

Being tied face down on the bed naked then telling the MRS you slept with her sister ? ( or is that just me  )

The pots build up in the sink and you have no clean clothes to wear 

[maypaxvobiscum]

1) what is the definition of trust?

2) how do you know when your wife is really dead?

Being tied face down on the bed naked then telling the MRS you slept with her sister ? ( or is that just me  )

The pots build up in the sink and you have no clean clothes to wear 

ur VERY close with ur 2nd answer but u missed out on something =)

1) defination of trust? - 2 cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

[lilday]

lol ive got to tell some of these to my mates!!! haha some of em are so funny..!!!

[destro]

Definition of bravery= coming home in the early hours of the morning with lipstick on your collar and smelling of perfume, climbing in bed smacking the MRS on the a.rse and saying your next

[maypaxvobiscum]

Definition of bravery= coming home in the early hours of the morning with lipstick on your collar and smelling of perfume, climbing in bed smacking the MRS on the a.rse and saying your next

hey you know Destro, im gonna try that one day on my gf. so if after a while i stop posting here....you know why.

2) how do you know ur wife is really dead?
    - when ur sex life remains the same but the dishes pile up


New Riddle - how do you turn a fox into an elephant?

[112-1077774096]

New Riddle - how do you turn a fox into an elephant?

let her stay until you get sober, and hey presto the fox last night is an elephant the next morning

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New Riddle - how do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry the fox ..........