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[Ciggy]

Cig  , did you know that the Fray Bentos factory was once owned by a family of scousers ?  the Vesteys    (you can't make this stuff up    )

No I didnt did Onslow work there can imagine he would luv a bit of the arl Fray Bentos pie

[destro]

hey destro, is it a pencil?


only one color, not one size
stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies
present in the sun, not in the rain
doin no harm, feelin no pain
what am i?

Yes it is a Pencil lead, well done

Is the answer to yours a shadow ?



What goes into the water red and comes out black?

And

What goes into the water black and comes out red?

[Kharhaz]

What goes into the water red and comes out black?

Thats would be a poker for the fire.

What goes into the water black and comes out red?

And thats a lobster ! Years old, heres another oldie but a goodie

A cowboy goes riding into town on a friday night, stays 2 nights and leaves on a friday night.
How?

[112-1077774096]

what am i?

a c*nt     



i always wanted someone to answer that when henry kelly asked it

[maypaxvobiscum]

what am i?

a c*nt     



i always wanted someone to answer that when henry kelly asked it

stop looking at the mirror 

[maypaxvobiscum]

A cowboy goes riding into town on a friday night, stays 2 nights and leaves on a friday night.
How?

* is the question phrased correctly?

[112-1077774096]

a queer cowboy rode into town and shot up the sherriff

[account deleted by request]

What goes into the water red and comes out black?

Thats would be a poker for the fire.

What goes into the water black and comes out red?

And thats a lobster ! Years old, heres another oldie but a goodie

A cowboy goes riding into town on a friday night, stays 2 nights and leaves on a friday night.
How?

His horse is called friday night

[account deleted by request]

A cowboy rides into town dressed all in brown paper - he was a rustler



Sorry

[destro]

Old Ones are the best

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years

[maypaxvobiscum]

what passes before the wind yet make no shadow?

[maypaxvobiscum]

Old Ones are the best

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years

actually i was thinkin of a few natural disasters but then i realise it might actually be in the LETTERS itself

[destro]

Air passes before the SUN but makes no shadow, not sure what passes before the WIND and makes no shadow though

[maypaxvobiscum]

oops. thanks for spoting my mistake destro.
didnt realise the typo error.

[112-1077774096]

Old Ones are the best

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years

actually i was thinkin of a few natural disasters but then i realise it might actually be in the LETTERS itself

obvioulsy its the letter 'm'