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by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:43 pm

yup marry it

Q) what is the difference between your wife and your job?

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:23 am

what are the next 3 letters in this sequence -

o t t f f s s_ _ _

anyone got an idea?

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:18 am

no one is answering my riddles

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:22 am

Q) what is the difference between your wife and your job?

When things get bad you can fk your job

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:27 am

s@int wrote:
Q) what is the difference between your wife and your job?

When things get bad you can fk your job

haha
nope

whats the diff between ur wife and ur job?
- after 5 yrs, your job will still S U C K.

by **Bad Bob** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:27 pm

What walks like a duck and talks like a duck? (Hint: it rhymes with luck)

by **dawson99** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:30 pm

can ducks talk? id say quack is a more accurate description of its vocal capabilities

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:34 pm

Bad Bob wrote:What walks like a duck and talks like a duck? (Hint: it rhymes with luck)

LeTallec ? (I'm not very good at rhyming, although I have heard that Lando is.... or was that rimming?

)

by **stmichael** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:37 pm

Ive changed the words of this so you hopefully cant google it!!!

Pepe Reina, Steven Gerrard, Xabi Alonso and Craig Bellamy are struggling to get to a european match that starts in pretty soon. They are all stuck on the wrong side of the mersey. To make sure they make the game on time, they need to walk through the tunnel to the other side in 17 minutes. All four men begin on the same side of the tunnel. You must help them across to the other side.

The mersey tunnel is dark when you have to walk through so they have a torch. 1 torch between them. A maximum of two people can cross at one time. Any player who crosses, either 1 or 2 people, must have the torch with them. The torch must be walked back and forth, it cannot be thrown, etc. Each team member walks at a different speed.

A pair must walk together at the rate of the slower man's pace:

> Craig:- 1 minute to cross
> Steven:- 2 minutes to cross
> Xabi:- 5 minutes to cross
> Pepe:-10 minutes to cross

eg: if craig and Pepe walk across first, 10 minutes have elapsed when they get to the other side of the bridge.

If Pepe then returns with the torch, a total of 20 minutes have
passed and you have failed the mission.

Get going!!!

by **dawson99** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:39 pm

i hatew this mike, cant work out how to get under the 18... and my head hurts!

by **destro** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:15 pm

Craig takes Steve, then goes back gives the torch to Pepe and Xabi they go through give the torch to Steve who goes back for Craig and they come through together last :;):

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:09 am

Bad Bob wrote:What walks like a duck and talks like a duck? (Hint: it rhymes with luck)

i know!
it has to be....

Young Buck from Three Six Mafia? :laugh:

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:30 am

john has 10 chocalate bars. mary, joe, tom, rupert, annie and joy asked for 1 each.

how much chocolate bars does john have left?

by **destro** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:44 pm

He still has 10, they asked for chocolate bars not John's chocolate bars

by **kunilson** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:50 pm

Bad Bob wrote:What walks like a duck and talks like a duck? (Hint: it rhymes with luck)

a duck.

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