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by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:58 pm

riddle - what is the defination of trust?

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:14 pm

destro wrote:Old Ones are the best

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years

I was thinking of my girlfriend, myself and the wife

by **dawson99** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:31 pm

by **destro** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:32 pm

In that order ?

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:39 pm

s@int wrote:
destro wrote:Old Ones are the best

What cums once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years

I was thinking of my girlfriend, myself and the wife

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:01 pm

1) what is the defination of trust?

2) how do you know when your wife is really dead?

by **The Grudge** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:17 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:1) what is the defination of trust?

2) how do you know when your wife is really dead?

You become happy all of a sudden and realise that you wasted your life! :laugh:

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:52 am

not it man. but you've got a fair point =)

by **destro** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:49 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:1) what is the definition of trust?

2) how do you know when your wife is really dead?

Being tied face down on the bed naked then telling the MRS you slept with her sister ? ( or is that just me

)

The pots build up in the sink and you have no clean clothes to wear

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:00 pm

destro wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:1) what is the definition of trust?

2) how do you know when your wife is really dead?

Being tied face down on the bed naked then telling the MRS you slept with her sister ? ( or is that just me )

The pots build up in the sink and you have no clean clothes to wear

ur VERY close with ur 2nd answer but u missed out on something =)

1) defination of trust? - 2 cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

by **lilday** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:01 pm

lol ive got to tell some of these to my mates!!! haha some of em are so funny..!!!

by **destro** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:57 pm

Definition of bravery= coming home in the early hours of the morning with lipstick on your collar and smelling of perfume, climbing in bed smacking the MRS on the a.rse and saying your next :;):

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:10 am

destro wrote:Definition of bravery= coming home in the early hours of the morning with lipstick on your collar and smelling of perfume, climbing in bed smacking the MRS on the a.rse and saying your next

hey you know Destro, im gonna try that one day on my gf.

so if after a while i stop posting here....you know why.

2) how do you know ur wife is really dead?
- when ur sex life remains the same but the dishes pile up

New Riddle - how do you turn a fox into an elephant?

by **112-1077774096** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:19 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:New Riddle - how do you turn a fox into an elephant?

let her stay until you get sober, and hey presto the fox last night is an elephant the next morning

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:00 am

New Riddle - how do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry the fox ..........

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