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by **jkop** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:34 am

Ciggy wrote:Look who was in me mums last week

Legend...........

by **woof woof !** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:21 am

Where's Woolly ?

Anybody know whats happend to Woollyback ? almost 2 weeks since the fella last logged in . Is he on his hols ?, in Clink ? or has he just f'ucked off .

by **babu** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:47 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Where's Woolly ?

Anybody know whats happend to Woollyback ? almost 2 weeks since the fella last logged in . Is he on his hols ?, in Clink ? or has he just f'ucked off .

probably advising to Man City to take Thaksin's (sorry Sinatra's) money and run.

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:26 am

Shanks72 and Ciggy say their prayers :-

Dear Lord,

So far today, I am doing all right. I have not gossipped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self-indulgent.

I have not whined, bitched, cursed or eaten any chocolate. I have not charged on my credit card.

However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes, and I will need a lot more help after that.

Amen

by **Ciggy** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:37 am

s@int wrote:Dear Lord,

So far today, I am doing all right. I have gossipped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self-indulgent.

I have whined, bitched, cursed or eaten any chocolate. I have charged on my credit card.

You sure you wernt talking about me and not Shanks Saint

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:47 am

Ciggy wrote:
s@int wrote:Dear Lord,

So far today, I am doing all right. I have gossipped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self-indulgent.

I have whined, bitched, cursed or eaten any chocolate. I have charged on my credit card.

You sure you wernt talking about me and not Shanks Saint

Thinking about it you both probably need absolution so I amended accordingly

by **woof woof !** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:22 pm

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life,

unless I buy something."

(j mason )

by **babu** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:02 am

“Children today love luxury too much. They have execrable manners, flaunt authority, have no respect for their elders. They no longer rise when their parents or teachers enter the room. What kind of awful creatures will they be when they grow up?”

Just goes to show that old people have been bitching about youngsters since forever.

That quote was said by Socrates in 399 B.C.

by **woof woof !** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:28 am

babu wrote:“Children today love luxury too much. They have execrable manners, flaunt authority, have no respect for their elders. They no longer rise when their parents or teachers enter the room. What kind of awful creatures will they be when they grow up?”

Just goes to show that old people have been bitching about youngsters since forever.

That quote was said by Socrates in 399 B.C.

I knew him well , right miserable c*nt.

by **babu** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:37 am

testing something, sorry.

by **woof woof !** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:49 am

by **woof woof !** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:52 am

Thanks Babu

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:01 am

A cop is patrolling late at night in a well-known spot.

He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.

The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer Magazine.

He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled
by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps
on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"

The cop says: "What are you doing?"

The young man says: "Well Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop
says: "And her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover
sweater."

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at
night in a Lover's lane... And nothing obscene is happening!

The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?" The young man says "I'm 18,
sir."

The cop asks: "And her...what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies:

"She'll be 16 in 11minutes.

by **woof woof !** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:15 am

Cop goes to another car in the same lane and sees the head of his local church and a well known hooker, stark naked going hard at it, he taps on the window and orders them out of the car , the fella rolls down the window and says " p'iss of officer, I'm Pastor Browne" to which the cop replies, "I don't care how far you've got, get out of the car !"

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:35 am

woof woof ! wrote:Cop goes to another car in the same lane and sees the head of his local church and a well known hooker, stark naked going hard at it, he taps on the window and orders them out of the car , the fella rolls down the window and says " p'iss of officer, I'm Pastor Browne" to which the cop replies, "I don't care how far you've got, get out of the car !"

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