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by **Scottbot** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:23 am

s@int wrote:Asked how the smoking ban would affect him, Michael Barrymore said "It's not a problem. I'll just smoke outside then put my fags out in the pool"

by **shanks72** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:49 am

I've been taking iron tablets for 3 months now because I'm anaemic.....

and an interesting by product is that the cramp I usually get in my legs every morning has gone...

An interesting point I thought for anyone else who gets cramp..

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:56 am

shanks72 wrote:I've been taking iron tablets for 3 months now because I'm anaemic.....

and an interesting by product is that the cramp I usually get in my legs every morning has gone...

An interesting point I thought for anyone else who gets cramp..

Try to avoid magnets now though shanks, or you may feel the wrong sort of attraction

by **shanks72** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:07 am

s@int wrote:
shanks72 wrote:I've been taking iron tablets for 3 months now because I'm anaemic.....

and an interesting by product is that the cramp I usually get in my legs every morning has gone...

An interesting point I thought for anyone else who gets cramp..

Try to avoid magnets now though shanks, or you may feel the wrong sort of attraction

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:13 pm

Bullet causes US man's headache

The injured man said he awoke with a headache
A bullet has been removed from behind the right ear of a US man who went to hospital complaining of a headache.
Michael Moylan, 45, from the state of Florida, is quoted as saying he had woken up with a headache so severe he thought it was caused by an aneurysm.

His wife, April, took him to hospital but left when the bullet was found. She was arrested later over the shooting, but said it was an accident.

Mr Moylan remains in hospital in a stable condition.

A gun was discovered during a search of his house, along with blood-stained rags.

According to the Palm Beach Post newspaper's website, Mr Moylan and his wife gave conflicting accounts to police throughout the day.

Mrs Moylan told police she had returned to the house from the hospital to check if there were any signs that her husband had been shot from outside the building.

Mr Moylan had told police no weapons were held at the house, the paper says.

He reportedly told police he had woken up with a headache and asked his wife if she had elbowed him in the head while he slept.

I'v heard of sleeping soundly but thats amazing

by **poolmania** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:55 pm

This thread started with some idiot giving his final thoughts on the forum (2004) and yet the thread continues. Can't be bothered to read throught the next 1200 pages, anyone willing to give us new ones a summary of what this thread is actually about........

by **woof woof !** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:30 am

Minge, Mango's and Brown sauce .

oh yeah , and other stuff.

by **dawson99** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:18 am

poolmania wrote:This thread started with some idiot giving his final thoughts on the forum (2004) and yet the thread continues. Can't be bothered to read throught the next 1200 pages, anyone willing to give us new ones a summary of what this thread is actually about........

um-bongo - dom hughes - a good caff - a gorilla - sheep - jokes - some flange talk - erm...

by **woof woof !** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:27 am

Aug. 11 2004,11:29 St Micheal
this thread makes the "will we beat blackpool" thread seem like like a shakespeare masterpiece.

thats still true today .

by **dawson99** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:59 am

was trying to find my first ever post! got to page 150 odd and then it crashed...d'oh!

lots of football playing going on old doors...

will try again later, got a printed version at home i read at night

by **woof woof !** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:06 am

page one hundred and something aka the good old days

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Posted: Aug. 16 2004,11:36
So what did you do this weekend

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Posted: Aug. 16 2004,12:59 EDIT QUOTE
I dunno but I got through 2 pkts of Rizla's

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Posted: Aug. 16 2004,13:06

Im a bit sensitive today Ive only had an hours kip and wanna go home

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Posted: Aug. 16 2004,13:07
How come you turned up in the first place Taff

taff Offline
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Posted: Aug. 16 2004,13:29
Im in work

This thread just grows and grows

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Posted: Aug. 16 2004,13:49
Yeah but it's running out of puff.
Ah ! now I know what I did this weekend

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:28 am

At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke named Lando- 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man named Dawson walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, Dawson finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian.
Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers.
At this, Lando leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened.
Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says. "Just what did he say to you Lando?"
"I'm not sure" Lando replies. "Something about a job."

My first post in the realworld wasn't well received

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:41 am

While I was travelling back in time I found this pic posted by Woolly, which made me laugh :laugh:

by **Ciggy** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:56 am

Oh my god hang over from hell, been on the wagon for ages.
someone help please me heads burstin

by **dawson99** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:23 am

best cure is shex my darling

get the blood flowing... if not
scotch egg and an irn bru

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