by Rafa D » Fri May 11, 2007 9:38 am
Here's a transcript of how it went J-Mac:
Parry: Hi Cristiano, we'd like to take this oppotunity to welcome you to Liverpool and England and hope you would be interested in playing for us here at Liverpool Football Club.(Introduces C.Ronaldo to G.Houllier and Phil Thomson).
C.Ronaldo: Why thanking you Mr Parry, I am very interested in what Liverpool have to offer. I have a lot of clubs interested in me, but Liverpools history and tradition makes them a special club in my eyes.
G.Houllier: Ve are ah very special club here Mounsour Ronaldo. The most succesful club in da Ingerland and we 'ave a array of young and upcoming talent like Diao and Diouf.
(Ronaldo's and his advisor seem to have a funny cough, and ask for some water - Ronaldo looks like he is crying)
Ronaldo: Ah I see,are you planning to build your team around these young players, will I be a major player in the future of Liverpool football club?
GH: Ahhhh, we ave many wonderful idea's for you Cristiano. We want to bring you here, and make you the most complete Defensive midfielder in the world..
CR: Eh?!? I am winger, the most skilled winger in Portugal at present, not a defensive midfielder!
GH; Surely you have seen the good work we have done with Harry kewell converting him into right winger, we plan to do the same to you, trust us.
(Ronaldo gets up and walks out muttering to his agents - "get da red nosed son of a whore from Manchester on the phone")
GH: That went very well I think, no?
(Parry and Thomson just look at each other)
Sammy Lee wears Liverpool undies