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by **Mikz** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:41 pm

Bad Bob wrote:
Mikz wrote:I used to make the Cluedo board game.

I dont know how I got roped into this one and believe me it was Mustard. Very cloak and dagger and without trying to throw a spanner in the works -I gave it up to study. Couldnt stand the heat so I got outa the kitchen.

At least now I can lounge about at my leisure..with a lot more ballroom

Plum job, mate. I'm surprised you couldn't cut the Mustard? Your face must have been Scarlet after getting the sack! Or maybe it went White after you realized how much Green you were giving up? Serves you right, though, strutting about like a Peacock, rubbing your friends noses in it. A good kick up the lead pipe is what you need!

(I apologize if that made no sense to "Cluedo" afficienados. It's "Clue" over here and I have no idea whether all of the characters are the same! )

I thought id exhausted it brother..ah well HALLS well that ends well

by **Woollyback** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:06 pm

i tried to set up a company making buckets but the bank manager knocked me back, he said my business plan just didn't hold any water

by **Mikz** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:07 pm

Pail shadow of your old self brother

by **Woollyback** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:13 pm

i used to be a train driver but had some emotional problems and went off the rails a bit. but now i'm back on track

by **Woollyback** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:13 pm

Mikz wrote:Pail shadow of your old self brother

*groan*

by **Mikz** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:48 pm

I used to be a beekeeper...but there was a sting in the tail -the place was swarming and I was covered in hives. I knew it was time to buzz off.

Know whatta mean honey

:eyebrow

by **andy_g** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:51 pm

i knew you'd wax lyrical about that one, mikz

by **Woollyback** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:51 pm

that was a stinging response andy

by **Mikz** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:57 am

I used to have an ice cream van...Well The worlds your oyster I thought and mivvy it did float my boat as to speak cos 99 times out of a hundred I did make a crisp packet.

The time came to split..would I go back?
Never in a month of Sundaes

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:55 pm

i used to work at the crematorium; i always thought it was a dead end job but apparently people are dying to get into it. it wasn't without its perks though, if i was ever feeling tired at work there was a quiet little room there where i could go to have a rest in peace

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:16 pm

I know what you mean Wooly they shroud it in mystery, try to put us all in little boxes,I tried to get a handle on it but I realised I had made a grave mistake, the people were all stiff and as cold as ice. Hopefully I will be going to a better place but heaven only knows its a burning question, as all my hopes may turn to dust.

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:19 pm

i did try to get back into the job tbh but i was told my future in that career was dead & buried

by **andy_g** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:40 pm

i had to leave that job because i couldn't stop coffin

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:56 pm

andy_g wrote:i had to leave that job because i couldn't stop coffin

holy smoke!

by **Sabre** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:14 pm

i did try to get back into the job tbh but i was told my future in that career was dead & buried

Yeh but you must admit the customers did not complain much, did they?

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