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Postby Sabre » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:47 pm

I used to be a policeman but then Smeg joined and I quit
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Postby andy_g » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:56 pm

Woollyback wrote:yeah i've got a new job now which is much more up my street :D

i used to have this job where to get there i had to go out of my door, turn left, take the second on the right, cross the road, take the third off the roundabout then about 437 metres further on take the first left then immediate right - it really wasn't up my street.
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Postby andy_g » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:57 pm

the job in question was making the dough at a bread factory, but i didn't really knead it.
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Postby EddieC » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:58 pm

I used to be a golfer, but it wasn't really 'fore' me
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Postby EddieC » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:59 pm

I used to work at kwik-fit, but I soon got tyred of it
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Postby Woollyback » Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:45 pm

i used to be an executioner but just couldn't get the hang of it
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Postby EddieC » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:08 pm

Woollyback wrote:i used to be an executioner but just couldn't get the hang of it

You just needed to take a bit of time, learn the ropes.  :D
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Postby bunglemark2 » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:12 pm

I used to be a priest....but they made me leave the country.......
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Postby Woollyback » Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:53 pm

i used to work for a firm of tree surgeons. they were a huge franchise operation - they had branches everywhere. but i couldn't put down any roots so i turned over a new leaf and left. i know it wasn't fir me, but i still pine for the good old days sometimes
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Postby andy_g » Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:57 pm

they tried to make me work longer hours with no extra pay in the lumbar mill - but i saw right through it
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Postby Woollyback » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:08 pm

andy_g wrote:they tried to make me work longer hours with no extra pay in the lumbar mill - but i saw right through it

i used to work there as well, the boss fired me and said i just couldn't understand what the job entailed - apparently i just couldn't see the wood for the trees
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Postby Mikz » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:18 pm

I used to make the Cluedo board game.

I dont know how I got roped into this one and believe me it was Mustard. Very cloak and dagger and without trying to throw a spanner in the works -I gave it up to study. Couldnt stand the heat so I got outa the kitchen.

At least now I can lounge about at my leisure..with a lot more ballroom :D
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Postby andy_g » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:21 pm

i used to build kids playgrounds, it was all swings and roundabouts
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Postby Bad Bob » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:25 pm

Mikz wrote:I used to make the Cluedo board game.

I dont know how I got roped into this one and believe me it was Mustard. Very cloak and dagger and without trying to throw a spanner in the works -I gave it up to study. Couldnt stand the heat so I got outa the kitchen.

At least now I can lounge about at my leisure..with a lot more ballroom :D

Plum job, mate.  I'm surprised you couldn't cut the Mustard?  Your face must have been Scarlet after getting the sack! :blush:  Or maybe it went White after you realized how much Green you were giving up?  Serves you right, though, strutting about like a Peacock, rubbing your friends noses in it.  A good kick up the Secret Passage is what you need! :p


(I apologize if that made no sense to "Cluedo" afficienados.  It's "Clue" over here and I have no idea whether all of the characters are the same! :D)
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Postby Woollyback » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:27 pm

i used to make suitcases but i packed it in
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