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by **hello_red** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:35 am

we are supposed to be going in for him and Crouch is apparently going to Newcastle! madness! thisa stuff comes up alot, i would love to see David Villa at Anfield but that is something that i would love to happen so probably wont ha! Crouch, i do love him for his contribution but i wouldnt be that bothered if he went, if he stays well carry on as normal! :Oo:

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:38 am

hello_red wrote:we are supposed to be going in for him and Crouch is apparently going to Newcastle! madness! thisa stuff comes up alot, i would love to see David Villa at Anfield but that is something that i would love to happen so probably wont ha! Crouch, i do love him for his contribution but i wouldnt be that bothered if he went, if he stays well carry on as normal!

There's already an extensive discussion about this mate.

by **hello_red** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:43 am

haha yeah i know but as im drunk sense does not make sense! anyway, the article has already been made redundant. bloody google news!

sorry everyone for the spam.

by **red37** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:51 pm

Chopped pork luncheon meat - er! :no

by **hello_red** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:11 pm

red37 wrote:Chopped pork luncheon meat - er!

oi! dont diss

:laugh:

by **76-1167515688** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:37 pm

Why on earth would Villa want to leave a great club like Valencia for Liverpool? Valencia is a much better place to live and play football. Why would he want to live in a city where it always rains, who sell nothing but fast food when he can remain in a beautiful place like Valencia?

Valencia or Liverpool, it's a no brainer.

by **peterc1992** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:33 am

off ludo u fool

by **The Manhattan Project** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:44 am

Not sure about Villa.

He could be another Morientes.

Great in Spain, useless in England.

by **Woollyback** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:49 am

The Manhattan Project wrote:Not sure about Villa.

He could be another Morientes.

Great in Spain, useless in England.

a bit like the weather

by **red37** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:57 am

Woollyback wrote:
The Manhattan Project wrote:Not sure about Villa.

He could be another Morientes.

Great in Spain, useless in England.

a bit like the weather

Very Witty Woolly

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:24 am

Ludo wrote:Why on earth would Villa want to leave a great club like Valencia for Liverpool? Valencia is a much better place to live and play football. Why would he want to live in a city where it always rains, who sell nothing but fast food when he can remain in a beautiful place like Valencia?

Valencia or Liverpool, it's a no brainer.

Your mother said
that you never should
never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk you could never understand
And thats why you fell in love with your right hand

(Chorus)
And thats why
You're a w*nker
You're a w*nker
And does it good like it bloody well should
You're a w*nker
You're a w*nker
And you're always pulling your pudd

You were 25 years old
before you were kissed
and then you found the guy prefered
a swift one off the wrist
Its cheap and convenient
and you cant catch VD
Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free

(Chorus)

Oh Mr Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having him
and being oh so kind
He's got pains in his arms
and his donkeys growing shorter
His knees have turned to water
And he thinks he's going blind

He's wanked over Mexico
He's wanked over Spain
He's wanked in an omibus
He's even had a W*nk in a train

He's used a badger
and a melon
and a cat
an inflatable Linda Lovelace
and a David Crocket hat

(Chorus)

Oh Mr Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having him
and being oh so kind
He's got pains in his arms
and his donkeys growing shorter
His knees have turned to water
And he thinks he's going blind.

Apparantly.

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:34 am

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:49 am

Best part is - he's asking me for a fight now! :laugh:

I said I don't scrap with pre-pubescent girls - they have hickies!

by **The Manhattan Project** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 4:51 am

Why on earth would Villa want to leave a great club like Valencia for Liverpool? Valencia is a much better place to live and play football. Why would he want to live in a city where it always rains, who sell nothing but fast food when he can remain in a beautiful place like Valencia?

Valencia or Liverpool, it's a no brainer.

If weather is the criteria for a good place to play football, then maybe Villa should move to the Bahamas.

by **shanks** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:59 am

it would be a safer bet in buying a proven goal scorer in the premiership than other leagues... :;):

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