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by **daxy1** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:17 pm

im not scared of spiders but feckin hate snakes me mate liam is scared to death of spiders the little hom so when he's at are's and i find one im a bit cruel holdin it and puttin the spider in my mouth the little pussy shat himself if your readin this liam you are a big girl (faggot)

by **Igor Zidane** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:12 pm

I was holding my now 9year old son when he was about 6months old.

I suddenly spotted a dark shadow on my shoulder out of the corner of my eye. I launched my son on the bed and ripped my shirt off screaming Get it off get it off , whilst running round the bedroom in a sort of epaleptic fit way.

Needless to say my missus was mortified by my actions and started calling me a girlie faggot. Meanwhile i ran down the landinging screaming that i wouldn't come back in until she got rid of it. I slept in the spare bedroom that night. :down:

by **CardinalRed** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:31 pm

Can't abide the little b*ggers meself..... I can put up with the little ones but if there's a biggie, I gotta catch it before our lass comes home or she'd go mental!
She's even bought a spider trap, it's a perspex pyramid on the end of a stick with a sliding trapdoor at the bottom. You stick it over the rogue arachnid and close the door on it. When I get in it'll be on the side and she asks me to get rid.... When I go to flush it down the khazi, she cries "don't kill it"!
Women? Bl**dy amazing!!!

:cool:

by **kazza 1** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:16 am

I cant stand spiders myself, but I live in a flat and dont seem to get them that often (Thank God!!) But what I do get a lot of is Moths! I hate they way they fly around the lights, then have the cheek to dive bomb me when I walk past them!!!!!!

by **red37** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 2:19 pm

CardinalRed wrote:She's even bought a spider trap, it's a perspex pyramid on the end of a stick with a sliding trapdoor at the bottom. You stick it over the rogue arachnid and close the door on it.

how much are they and where from? i dont sound too anxious do i...

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:01 pm

i hate spiders. should of seen the fekker i splattered last night - I carefully approached it with a magazine rolled up in my right hand, I could see the whites of its eyes, I noticed it had a pigeon in it's mouth it was that big, so I clobbered it. Blody thing was that big it took the mag off me and hit me back with it. bstd thing.

by **red37** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:10 pm

lee j, try a copy of "1001 reasons why we never won the European cup" by B. Looscombe" at £1.99 in all poundstretchers... that should squash the invader quicker than any jazz rag

by **shanks72** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:55 pm

I've always been frightened of spiders, but recently have made a determined effort to 'face the fear'.
Now I can tolerate the ones with the small bodies and really long, thin, legs....and it helps if they don't move much. But the larger ones still send a shiver down me spine.
I have a big jam jar and if I'm feelin' brave will have a go at catching them and putting them outside. Although I've heard that some house spiders can die if you put them outside -
but I can't help that, at least I've given them a chance, and would be too scared to leave them inside.
Think my fear stems from when I was a child and was picking blackberries. I saw this big blackberry.....but also this big spotty, orangey spider next to it....I went for the blackberry....... :no

but it was the spider that ended up staring up at me from the palm of my hand!!! :oops:

Sends chills down my spine just thinkin' about it. :sniffle

by **CardinalRed** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:02 pm

red37 wrote:
CardinalRed wrote:She's even bought a spider trap, it's a perspex pyramid on the end of a stick with a sliding trapdoor at the bottom. You stick it over the rogue arachnid and close the door on it.

how much are they and where from? i dont sound too anxious do i...

You can get 'em from places like Wilko and from them gadget catalogues like Bettabuy.... They're only a couple of quid, but remember to kill them bad boys, if you stick 'em outside they start doin' weights and get big and then come back in to face ya!!!

:cool:

by **shanks72** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:14 pm

CardinalRed wrote:but remember to kill them bad boys, if you stick 'em outside they start doin' weights and get big and then come back in to face ya!!!

by **babu** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:03 am

I don't have a problem with spiders at all. What i hate is when i visit the east coast of malaysia and run across these buggers

This is one i stumbled across a month ago, right on the footpath.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:23 am

babu wrote:I don't have a problem with spiders at all. What i hate is when i visit the east coast of malaysia and run across these buggers

This is one i stumbled across a month ago, right on the footpath.

Spiders and Scorpions mate - the only two insects I am scared of.

Ugly, dirty, hate-filled b*stards that they are!

:angry:

by **SouthCoastShankly** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:43 am

Cute little things

by **74-1160487249** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:13 am

peewee wrote:i like spiders, i never kill them or throw them out. they eat the flys and mozzies so they are ok by me.

cockroaches are a different matter, i spray them feckers until they are on their backs dead

I agree, spiders are simply wonderful creatures, I let mine live in the house. The missus doesn't like it, but I think she's getting used to the idea.

I've never experienced cockroachers, probably because I keep my house clean.

by **red37** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:22 pm

you sick [email]b@stards........[/email]

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