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by **LFC #1** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:14 pm

peewee wrote:and easter will cost you a funking fortune

by **mitch22** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:23 pm

watch you dont burn your :censored:

on the light bulb

by **Ciggy** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:24 pm

by **stmichael** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:37 pm

just use the magic words mate:

DON'T BLAME YOUR THYROID LOVE

:laugh:

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:39 pm

when she says "does this skirt make my bum look big"? then your reply should be " no its your big fat @rse that does that"

by **mitch22** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:47 pm

Ciggy wrote:

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:50 pm

ive just been on a netball forum and found this

So, theres this bloke I chat to on the net, have been the past few months, we get on great, he's a great lad and doesnt watch netball, which is a blessing up here cos theyre all bandwagon netball fannies. THE PROBLEM, some of you will think Im a :censored:

for letting this issue hold me back, but the bloke is fairly skinny. Hard to guess on a webcam, met up a few times lately and me fears were confirmed, he'd choke me. Annoying thing is, you cant guess it from his face, hes one of them blokes that if 3 stone or so heavier, hed be bang tidy, a real corker. he is eating lots of lard, I just dont really take blokes serously on such matters as I think he will just always be a skeleton.

So what do I do? Am I a for letting something like that get in the way of us? I feel on one hand like Im gonna miss out big time IF he bulks up, and on the other hand I feel like I am a shallow :censored:

for taking it into account. Spose I need to conult the ladder theory, any other ideas?

Thing is, Iv got a few options available in terms of blokes but this blokes the "nicest" if you know what I mean...

by **stmichael** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:52 pm

peewee wrote:when she says "does this skirt make my bum look big"? then your reply should be " no its your big fat @rse that does that"

reminds me of a jimmy carr gag.

my missus said to me "does my bum look big in this?"

i said "yeah it does actually"

she replied "that's not nice. i think your just fattist"

i said "no love, i think your the fattist"

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:54 pm

stmichael wrote:
peewee wrote:when she says "does this skirt make my bum look big"? then your reply should be " no its your big fat @rse that does that"

reminds me of a jimmy carr gag.

my missus said to me "does my bum look big in this?"

i said "yeah it does actually"

she replied "that's not nice. i think your just fattist"

i said "no love, i think your the fattist"

yeah i saw him do that gag on either Letterman or the bloke with the big chin, he was quite funny actually, first time i have seen him.

oh i just remembered the name, jay leno

by **kazza 1** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:24 pm

See, fat women can be sexy too!!!!

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:31 pm

kazza 1 wrote:See, fat women can be sexy too!!!!

by **Bad Bob** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:44 pm

Sabre wrote:I know this might not be politically correct, but for once, give it a shot to the girly if you like her. I used to think like you, but a girl with overweight gave me the best summer night for ages when I was 20. I had an erection the whole night.

Sometimes we don't give a opportunity to a girl because we want our friends see we are with fit birds, but it's a mistake.

Make love, and she will get thinner.

Atta boy, Sabre!

Out of curiosity, was she into your Steve Bruce-sized melon?

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:37 pm

so smeg lad, have you weighed up your options yet? have you decided which weigh the scales are going to tip? what's that, you wanna do her & her mate at the same time? fat chance!

by **Sabre** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:57 pm

Atta boy, Sabre!

Out of curiosity, was she into your Steve Bruce-sized melon?

Bad Bob, lad, go out and meet some girls, come back, and then we'll talk about sex and other adult thingies.

:nod

by **Bad Bob** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:10 pm

Sabre wrote:
Atta boy, Sabre!

Out of curiosity, was she into your Steve Bruce-sized melon?

Bad Bob, lad, go out and meet some girls, come back, and then we'll talk about sex and other adult thingies.

Don't think my wife would approve of that sort of thing, Sabre mate!

All kidding aside, your advice to the lad was sound...hope he has the good sense to follow it! :cool:

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