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[Lando_Griffin]

quoting shakespear again Lando   ?

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou are more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
Get yer tits out, you slag

It's got a sort of ring to it, don't you think? 


I prefer:

"From you have I been absent in the spring,

When proud-pied April, dressed in all his trim,

Hath put a spirit of youth in everything,

Get your tits out for the lads."

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quoting shakespear again Lando   ?

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou are more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
Get yer tits out, you slag

It's got a sort of ring to it, don't you think? 


I prefer:

"From you have I been absent in the spring,

When proud-pied April, dressed in all his trim,

Hath put a spirit of youth in everything,

Get your tits out for the lads."

classical and class! 

[drummerphil]

i cant see a problem,just carry a car jack around with you to take the slack in.

[kazza 1]

Next dilema: My friend is having a party at the weekend, Im 17, is it morally right for me to hook up with a Fit bird if shes 18 months - 2 years younger? Honest answers please...........

do it whilst you still can; you'll still want to when you're in your twenties but you'll get locked up for that

just don't do any bird with big flabby t*ts with a motorway map of veins all over them and nipples like bin-lids  *wishes there was a projectile vomit smiley* 

actually do what you want, you can always just say you were young and needed the money 

Its the best vomit smilie I could find woolly! But your welcome to it

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