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[Smeg]

So, theres this bird I chat to on the net, have been the past few months, we get on great, she's a great lass and doesnt support anyone, which is a blessing up here cos theyre all bandwagon chelsea fannies. THE PROBLEM, some of you will think Im a for letting this issue hold me back, but the bird is fairly over weight. Hard to guess on a webcam, met up a few times lately and me fears were confirmed, shed swallow me. Annoying thing is, you cant guess it from her face, shes one of them birds that if 3 stone or so lighter, shed be bang tidy, a real corker. She isdieting, I just dont really take birds serously on such matters as I think shel just always be big.

So what do I do? Am I a for letting something like that get in the way of us? I feel on one hand like Im gonna miss out big time IF she slims, and on the other hand I feel like I am a shallow for taking it into account. Spose I need to conult the ladder theory, any other ideas?

Thing is, Iv got a few options available in terms of birds but this girls the "nicest" if you know what I mean...

[82-1074641017]

So, theres this bird I chat to on the net, have been the past few months, we get on great, she's a great lass and doesnt support anyone, which is a blessing up here cos theyre all bandwagon chelsea fannies. THE PROBLEM, some of you will think Im a for letting this issue hold me back, but the bird is fairly over weight. Hard to guess on a webcam, met up a few times lately and me fears were confirmed, shed swallow me. Annoying thing is, you cant guess it from her face, shes one of them birds that if 3 stone or so lighter, shed be bang tidy, a real corker. She isdieting, I just dont really take birds serously on such matters as I think shel just always be big.

So what do I do? Am I a for letting something like that get in the way of us? I feel on one hand like Im gonna miss out big time IF she slims, and on the other hand I feel like I am a shallow for taking it into account. Spose I need to conult the ladder theory, any other ideas?

Thing is, Iv got a few options available in terms of birds but this girls the "nicest" if you know what I mean...

Tell her to lose weight, its harsh but I have a fear of fat birds

[Dalglish]

So, theres this bird I chat to on the net, have been the past few months, we get on great, she's a great lass and doesnt support anyone, which is a blessing up here cos theyre all bandwagon chelsea fannies. THE PROBLEM, some of you will think Im a for letting this issue hold me back, but the bird is fairly over weight. Hard to guess on a webcam, met up a few times lately and me fears were confirmed, shed swallow me. Annoying thing is, you cant guess it from her face, shes one of them birds that if 3 stone or so lighter, shed be bang tidy, a real corker. She isdieting, I just dont really take birds serously on such matters as I think shel just always be big.

So what do I do? Am I a for letting something like that get in the way of us? I feel on one hand like Im gonna miss out big time IF she slims, and on the other hand I feel like I am a shallow for taking it into account. Spose I need to conult the ladder theory, any other ideas?

Thing is, Iv got a few options available in terms of birds but this girls the "nicest" if you know what I mean...

Tell her to lose weight, its harsh but I have a fear of fat birds

   

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Quote  : "She is dieting, I just dont really take birds serously on such matters as I think she'll just always be big."


Thats just TOO funny ! 

[hawkmoon269]

Tell her to try the Atkins diets - you apparently eat alot of meat.

[Dalglish]

Tell her to try the Atkins diets - you apparently eat alot of meat.

Genius !

She'll be down on her knees quicker than a Bangkok ladyboy 

[82-1074641017]

Or tell her to stop eating all the time

[Mikz]

ha ha haaaa

quote- shes one of them birds that if 3 stone or so lighter, shed be bang tidy, a real corker

Ive heard of a few extra pounds but a few extra stone  My advice would be -kegel excercises and viagara and youll not get swallowed alive.

[Dalglish]

Stop it , i'm crying here !

[Mikz]

Stop it , i'm crying here !

I had to leave the thread -was killing myself too

[hawkmoon269]

Stop it , i'm crying here !

Cry Baby.....Cry Baby......







































































     

[82-1074641017]

Or give her about 50 laxatives she would soon cut weight, either that or a Sauna for 12 hours

[Dalglish]

Or give her about 50 laxatives she would soon cut weight, either that or a Sauna for 12 hours

Thats cruel , she would be sweating more than a fat lass in Ibiza ! 

[red37]

id prepare for the worst... a two foot plank and a stout ball of string should suffice. oh, and a decent halogen lamp!

(tip no.17- courtesy of  "the pot-holer's almanac" - Oct 1982)

[Dalglish]

id prepare for the worst... a two foot plank and a stout ball of string should suffice. oh, and a decent halogen lamp!

(tip no.17- courtesy of  "the pot-holer's almanac" - Oct 1982)

Cover me , I'm going in !!!!!!! 

[82-1074641017]

Or give her about 50 laxatives she would soon cut weight, either that or a Sauna for 12 hours

Thats cruel , she would be sweating more than a fat lass in Ibiza ! 

or a fat lass when the chippys shut